Druggies are terrible liars

[Oeditpus Rex]

Dude on "Cops" gets busted and they find a ball of heroin in the crotch of his pants. First he says he doesn't know how it got there. Then he says they aren't his pants.









:rofl:

[Connonym]

1. shit, was my brother on TV again? n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. No, man, it wasn't your brother

It was some other dude, man. I seen him!

[HEyHEY]

2. I once saw a guy get busted at courthouse security trying to bring in an eightball

[DarkTirade]

5. In that case I think it's a cycle of stupidity...

stupid enough to do the hard drugs that'll fry your brain... then the brain gets fried doing too many drugs... making him stupider and willing to do even worse things to his system that'll fry his brain even more... ect. ect.

[SPKrazy]

4. Dang it, I hate it when that happens

get some other person's pants on and they leave their heroin in the crotch of them :P


:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

6. Sounds like something my idiot brother years ago. When he drinks liquor, he's an instant asshole.

He got all liquored up one day and decided to take his bicycle to meet someone. At an intersection, there was a car that stopped a little further ahead of the stop sign.

He decided they "broke the law", and proceeded to slam his bike on top of the hood of their car to teach them a lesson. He got arrested, of course.

He had the fucking nerve to fight that in court, and cry to me that THEY were the ones who invaded his right to cross the street without making a slight detour around the car.

I told him he should have spent more fucking time in jail than he did.

What an asshole. You just can't make this shit up.