Bush-worshipers

[geniph]

My husband just visited a prospective client, and she had an autographed picture of George and Laura on her fridge. He had to bite his tongue - he almost asked her if that shouldn't be on the dartboard. I suggested an alternative explanation - maybe they're on a diet and it keeps them out of the fridge!

Hey, it would work for ME!

[militarymanusaf]

1. Sounds better than any fad diet to me!

n/t

[LuLu550]

2. the Bush diet

take one look at them and :puke:

[rockymountaindem]

3. I gave my liberal friend

a picture magnet of Bush* to put on his fridge for that very reason (not like he needed to go on a diet, long distance runner). He remarked that he might put it in or on the toilet.

[Zomby Woof]

4. it would curdle the milk

:puke:

Some diets could be TOO effective. Poor John, I hope he gets the business, as long as he never has to look their fridge again.

[freeforall]

5. Should have a Surgeon General's warning...

as it would lead to increased number of cases of anorexia nervosa.