Terminating Elmo with extreme prejudice...

[TheMightyFavog]

You are under orders to take out that annoying red little sellout Elmo. What method do you use? :evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Elmo must die!

I hate that little fuck.

[NNadir]

2. None of the above. I put him in a country with large oil reserves...

and announce to the world that I'm going to take out the dirty little red because he has nuclear and biological weapons. I do this no matter what the UN thinks.

I spend 300 billion dollars on the deal, kill tens of thousands of people including children (some of whom might have watched Sesame Street), leave the country in ruins, and call in Halliburton to charge exorbitant fees for providing services they know nothing about.

Then I demand that people everywhere admire me for my efforts. If they don't; I ruin their countries too.

[dolo amber]

3. Oh man

Flamethrower or C4....that's just too hard of a choice. Can I use some combination of the two and follow up with the AK just...y'know....*to be sure*? :D

[ronnykmarshall]

4. To finish him off

How 'bout a nice steam roller?

[TheMightyFavog]

5. Shit...

I never really thought of putting a steam roller in.

[ronnykmarshall]

6. Shoot him up with H.

[dolo amber]

7. Steam roller

is perfect to finish him off! :bounce:

It'd have to be only to finish him off though. If it were used alone he might just end up bigger and flatter, but still as annoying as ever. ;)

[VelmaD]

8. My bare hands...

there's just something more satisfying about using your bare hands. :evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

9. Ooooo I like it!