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OK, I'll start with last nights doozy.
I was at a Peter, Paul & Mary concert. They looked like they did the 1960's. At the end of the concert, instead of an encore they brought out a special guest, Tammy Wynette. But I was Tammy Wynette. I/Tammy sang "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" and then some new song. As I/Tammy was talking the crowd was chanting "Stand By Your Man! Stand By Your Man!" which of course I/Tammy launched into. As I/Tammy was singing I/Tammy brought out some more special guest. On to the stage came Judy Collins, Winona Judd and Barbra Streisand. Barbra was taking pictures with one of those old Kodak Instamatic cameras with the flash cube. PP&M were mixing martinis and passing them out to all of us. I/Tammy walked over to Judy Collins (who had a drink in one had and a cigarette in the other) put the mic to her and let her sing a few lines. For those of you that know Judy Collins, imagine that beautiful high voice singing "Stand By Your Man". Winona and I/Tammy gave it our country diva best and belted out a few lines while Barbra snapped more pics. Finally, with PP&M singing back-up I/Tammy got Barbra to sing a few lines. Babs belts it out and added a little zinger at the end. In her trade mark Jewish girl from NYC voice she asked the question "Cuz, after all he's just a man? Ohe!"
Thunderous ovation. End of dream.
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