Top Ten Signs Bush Is Considering Dumping Cheney

[Richardo]

Letterman last night. :D bwahahahahaha! #5 is Eeeeeevil! :evilgrin:
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10. Cheney's desk has been replaced by President's new air hockey table.

9. There's a listing on Monster Dot Com for a Vice-Presidential position in a "Large North American Government."

8. Cheney's so depressed he's only eating 12 KFC drumsticks a day.

7. There is a "For Rent" sign on the front lawn of the undisclosed location.

6. When Cheney says, "We're gonna win in November," Bush snarls, "What's this 'We' crap?"

5. White House interns are no longer required to know CPR.

4. The CIA says they have reliable information Cheney won't be dumped.

3. Bush asked Trump if he could come to Washington and fire Cheney.

2. Yesterday a tearful Cheney sang "I Will Survive" on the White House lawn.

1. Bush called Daddy looking for Quayle's number.

(c) 2004 Worldwide Pants

[Melodybe]

1. John Stewart and David Letterman are this generation's Cronkite.

I love them both and they will help usher us into a better age, a better world, and a better country. God Bless them.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Oh, those are good!

#2 is too surreal for words.

[CPschem]

3. I was laughing out loud

last night when letterman read these....sooooooo funny!

[Jade Fox]

4. LOL! love number 9 and 7

[proud patriot]

5. LOL .... Funny

Dave's sure on a roll :D

[Wickerman]

6. classic stuff

I like Letterman, he's got a Dr who is expert in hypothermia submerged in icy water waiting through the top 10 segment - then Dave asks him what he thought of the list. The poor, half frozen man replied that he liked

4. The CIA says they have reliable information Cheney won't be dumped.

the most subtle of them all. Good on Dave and good on the MD who, even though in the early stages of hypothermia, AND on national TV got the best one on the list.

:thumbsup: