Has Anybody Seen My Virginity?

[matcom]

now WHERE did i put that?

i just KNOW its around here somewhere! :shrug:

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. It's all fun and games, until someone loses their virginity.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Last I heard, it was left in tattered remains in that hotel in DC.

:P

[Zomby Woof]

3. David's HAT took it!

But it says you can have it back. :P

[matcom]

5. eeeewwwwwwww

not unless he washes it first!

my virginity that is :D

[GOPisEvil]

8. My hat was pure and chaste before ZW defiled it.

Now it's angry and bitter, cruising the streets for cheap sex and free drugs. Or is that cheap drugs and free sex? :P

[Zomby Woof]

11. it's cheap yaks and free coffee!

:D

[afraid_of_the_dark]

4. Hate it when that happens...

It's just like your keys or the TV remote - never can find it when you need it.

[camero]

6. Look under the kitchen table

:)

[salinen]

7. We'll just be gone for the day,

your virginity loves going to the zoo. Always interested in the elephants for some reason.

[EV1Ltimm]

9. It's being used as bait in an illegal virginity fight ring in miami...

deplorable, i says.

[ret5hd]

10. It's in your right hand, the only place (i've heard anyway) it's ever been

[Ramsey]

12. Your virginia?

Yes, in fact I might have.

:loveya:

[Gman]

13. I thought I saw it out back

by the dumpster.

[Lizz612]

14. Capitalism stole it.

So the song says.

[Fleshdancer]

15. I think it's in the back of that car

:shrug:

[Redneck Socialist]

16. More importantly do you...

...still have the stick that it came on?:)

[ncrainbowgrrl]

17. it's in an undisclosed location, right?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

18. Dunno, check with the fake NYC cop in Boston

He might have it.

[joeybee12]

19. Last seen in 1814--face it, it's been a while!

[NoPasaran]

20. It's behind the invisible tape

[DS1]

21. Mel Gibson's dad is telling me it never existed

What do you have to say about that, Mr. Com?

[SOteric]

22. You sold it on e-Bay. And they want their aircraft carrier back now.

[Liberal Veteran]

23. I found it!!!!!

I was fiddling with my time machine and a flock of archaeopteryx was flying over and dropped it nearby. Damn dinobirds are just scavengers!!! You can't leave anything around during the mesozoic era.