Opinion Poll: George W.Bush or....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Opinion Poll: George Bush or repeated beatings about the head with a sturdy two-by-four.

[LuLu550]

1. induce

vomiting :puke:

[theorist]

2. No brainer.

I'm going to have to go with the 2x4 and take one for the team.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Either way, you'll be left brain-dead, right?

[theorist]

4. If I take *, I might end up plain dead.

I'm 22, so I'm of draft age for a few more years. I realize they'd have to get pretty desperate to take me, but it may go that far....

[cosmicdot]

5. what's the difference?

it's a no-win situation

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. This poll has been brought to you by Diebold Inc.

Diebold. We Won't Rest....Until We've Disappeared Your Vote.

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. Endless days in a small room...

with nothing but a television set and torture technicians, giving me the Clockwork Orange treatment and forcing me to watch illicit pornographic videos featuring the late George Burns and the late Queen Mother. I'd take THAT over Bush, but before the 2"x4".

[theorist]

8. Tony Blair?!?

Everyone knows that a vote for Blair is a vote for Bush!


on edit:
Hey!! Blair disappeared. I guess I better go back to Ministry of Peace to finish my NewSpeak courses.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. What are you talking about? Tony Blair is not on this poll.

[theorist]

10. Hey Diebold, Inc! Can you please change my vote.

I voted for 2x4 and I want to vote for Diebold. 2x4s hurt more than i thot.,m.,mzxc.,m/v

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Dear voter.

Thank you for your interest in Diebold Incorporated. While we appreciate your taking an interest in our latest poll, we regret to inform you that your vote may or may not have been deliberately disregarded. Apologies for any inconvenience.
Bush-Cheney 2004.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Diebold Inc. regrets to announce the loss of 14% of the votes in this poll

due to an unanticipated systems error.
We apologise for any loss incurred.

Legal Note.
Losses may include but are not limited too - loss of democracy, loss of personal freedom, loss of sanity, loss of respect for the government, loss of elections.