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progressiverealist (460 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:07 PM Original message |
pretend you're in school... "Please use 'Santorum' in a sentence." |
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theorist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. My attempt, teacher. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
2. I just took a Rick and wiped my Santorum. |
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4morewars (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
3. "I'm gonna squeeze your lemon baby... |
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nini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
4. sorry, no can do.. |
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Papa (505 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
5. "The Honorable Rick Santorum is an asshole." |
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Whitacre D_WI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
6. My sig. line is full of Santorum. |
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NightTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
7. "In my day, when you had TB, they put you in a santorum." |
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
8. Ok |
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GregW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
9. Unsure whether to scrape it off with his finger ... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:26 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Oh...ick...some of us just ate. |
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afraid_of_the_dark (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
10. I caught my pants on a nail santorum. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
12. One night while we were entertaining, the toilet in the guest bath |
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progressiverealist (460 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:40 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. OK, that one's my winner. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:41 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. did I do good, teacher? |
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progressiverealist (460 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:53 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. you get to pick a prize from the prize jar |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:01 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Call me crazy, but I don't think she *wants* a prick from the jar. |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:28 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. THAT was brilliant! |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
14. a famous 3rd baseman for the cubs retired to run a distillery, he makes |
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gator_in_Ontario (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
17. "The reek of the santorum from the dump was so strong, |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
19. Florence walked into the room and yelled: |
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Butterflies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
21. I hadn't been in a public rest room in years . . . |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
22. These hemorrhoids are making my santorum hurt like... |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
23. My poor cat has a terrible case of santorum; |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
24. From a medical dictionary: |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
25. Put Rick in a Santorum please. |
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AlienGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
26. "The santorum stains on the motel sheets made the place extra-sleazy." |
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Jade Fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
27. When I hung clothes out to dry in the desert wind the santorum to shreds |
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