Funny business names?

[HEyHEY]

There is one in town that repairs windsheilds...name "Crackmasters"
THen there's "Horrible Hanks" Radiator repair in Creston BC

ANd of course the "Pho Bich Nigga" in Vancouver

[NoPasaran]

1. "Doggy Styles" pet grooming in Austin

Also Odus Realty which I always misread as Odious

[northzax]

5. even better: doggy style in Dupont Circle

those familiar with the area will get the drift of this one...

[ironflange]

37. There's a Doggy Style in Calgary, too

It shares a strip mall with a sex shop.

[MrBenchley]

2. Used to be a Chinese restaurant called Fu King

on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn...

A firm in NJ: Spastic for Plastic

A company that sold candy and nuts in midtown Manhattan: Drooler's Delight....

[pagerbear]

3. Zuzu's Petals

A plant shop in Park Slope, Brooklyn

Also Hoh Lin Wah, a tiny Chinese restaurant in Berlin.

[KittyWampus]

34. Worst Chinese Food I Ever Had Was In Berlin

In the late 80's. Worst pizza as well.
:puke:

Best freaking cakes in the world! They have places you can go just to eat cake!

[pagerbear]

4. Reminds me of a sign in the window...

...of Jack's IGA (grocery chain):

"Nobody beat's Jack's meat"

[LuLu550]

6. "Sure Beats Working"

My friend's husband has a business driving the car that escorts over sized loads on trucks. That is the name of his business.
The motto of a local septic business is "We are number one in the number two business."

I am not making this up.

[HEyHEY]

8. I've seen that slogan before

I can't remember where

[Blue-Jay]

7. "Teabaggers"

Not making this up. There's a tea shop just north of me in Urbana OH called that. I laugh every time I drive by it.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Fishcoteque - A converted disco turned takeout in South London.

[Richardo]

10. The palindromic "Yreka Bakery" in the town of the same name ...

...Yreka, California (pronounced "why-reeka") in Northern California. :thumbsup:

[fishnfla]

20. now thats cool.

nt

[Az]

11. Waste Management

Which is the verb?

[SoCalDem]

12. Dick Printing .... Cheatum Furniture.....-Salina Kansas

:)

[Az]

13. Actual law firm sponsor of Public radio in MI: Harness, Dicky and Pierce

Every day this law firm gets its name read as a sponsor for Morning Edition and every day I chuckle to myself.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. Kokanee Chiropractic in Nelson, BC. Works for a dirty mind, at least.

[Mr. McD]

15. Karmachanic

In Sacramento Ca. I don't know if it is still there.

[Interrobang]

16. Those Friggin Computers

...an actual computer sales/repair place here in London ON (their logo shows a guy drop-kicking a computer, with the slogan "Let us boot it for you!"); there's also Urban Chronic, a place that sells hydroponic equipment (I'm surprised no one's managed to shut them down, considering that their sign has some suspiciously five-fingered leaves on it); and there used to be a bar near Westmount Mall called Hanovers, which I *always* misread as "Hangovers."

There's also a roving computer repair service (they have a fleet of identical red Volkswagen Beetles) called Nerds On Site.

I once had to call a place called "Wacker Silicones" for a Material Safety Data Sheet. All their products had names like "Jade #12," "Sapphire #1," "Opal #23," which completely made me think of sex toys!

[iverglas]

17. Smart & Biggar

Patent & trademark agent law firm in Ottawa. Now who else would you want to take your invention to??

[HEyHEY]

21. Hey, they are in Vancouver too!

My father sells office supplies to them.

[private_ryan]

18. Pho Bich Nigga

takes the cake

[fishnfla]

19. No lie--ABB

one of our vendors is that company, their logo is all over their shipments. Haven't found out yet what it means.

[GOPisEvil]

47. There are some fitness drinks, etc. called ABB...American Body...something

[jmowreader]

48. Your ABB = Asea Brown Boveri

They make serious electrical stuff--switchgear for utilities, subway cars, that sort of thing. What business are you in?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. Ohh,,, Fuctard. A shop in Belgium somewhere. Liege, maybe?

I love that.

[havocmom]

23. The Beaver Clinic, OB/GYN

Really!

[blockhead]

24. S&M Body Shop

used to be in Carrington,ND

[blockhead]

26. oh yeah

Richards Cranium (Dickheads), a bar in Bismarck

[displacedtexan]

25. Eat Must Be First

Chinese takeout in Baltimore.

I'm not kidding. They even have a neon sign.

[HEyHEY]

28. there's one in Vancouver

On the window it says, "We are specializing in the make of Canadian and korean foods"

[POed_Ex_Repub]

27. "Cluck U"

A chicken fast food joint by a university here in Delaware.

[Lost4words]

32. also in MD across from Maryland Univ, Great Wings IMO!

I think the real full name is Cluck University Chicken.

[Liberal Veteran]

29. My Dung Chinese Restaurant

Just an unfortunate name for those of us not into scat.

[northofdenali]

30. Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn

Located on the Parks Highway midway (of course) between Fairbanks and Nenana.

[Lost4words]

31. LaPlata Glass Company in Laplata Maryland.

Fraiser Crane Co. in Fraiser Colorado are two I have seen.

[NightTrain]

33. It's not the name that's funny, but the slogan

Seen somewhere in Vermont in the late 1980s:

PHIL'S RADIATORS
"The best place to take a leak!"

[darkstar]

35. Not so funny, I don't guess,

but volatile and to-the-point:

"Guns, Liquor, Ammo" in Columbia, MO. Can't verify it's still there, but got a t-shirt.

Plus, in Lafayette, LA--where I currently live--there's lots of "Drive Through Daiquiri" signs. Literal drive through frozen sweet alcohol drinks w/ names like DOA, 911 and Quaalude along w/ all the other kid drinks like Fuzzy Navel, Slow Screw, Screaming Orgasm

[ironflange]

36. I drove past a dentist's office today:

Dr. Tung.

[LincolnMcGrath]

38. Dick Liquors

owner: John Dick

[scarlet_owl]

39. Duke of Oil oil change garage.

Drove by that one in Chicago.

[peterh]

40. Rotten Robbie….retail gas stations….

Mostly south of San Francisco

[Shananigans]

41. The Beaver Look Hair Salon is my favorite

Try this archived thread from a few weeks ago...there are some hilarious ones in it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=714715

[twistedliberal]

42. Beaver Liquors

in Beaver Creek, CO.

[sasquatch]

43. 'Big Bone Lick Kentucky State Park'

I know it isn't a buisness but I couldn't resist:D

[FeelinGarfunkelly]

44. Kum & Go convenience stores.. chain in NE Missouri & Iowa

There's a Kum & Go right next to my college..needless to say, it raises some eyebrows and gets laughs whenever prospective students come to town. :-)

[Spirochete]

45. A bearing company downtown

called Hopper and Dennis.

There used to be a Boner Brothers gas station, too.

[southpaw]

46. Quality Screw and Nut

In Opelika, Alabama. Don't know if it's still there, but it looked like a medium sized manufacturing facility.