Name someone who broke your heart, but give them a new last name.

[Bucky]

Make that an animal last name, like "Bob Fox" or "Gina Lizard"

Mine was "Dolly Pigeon"

[MrCoffee]

1. Sarah Wolverine

[LisaM]

2. If assholes were animals....

I'd have a long list!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

3. Wouldn't work in my case

for reasons that I won't go into.

[Phillycat]

11. Can't do mine either.

The first name is too distinctive.

[Bucky]

13. If you go ahead and write "Latifah Aardvark" I promise not to try and guess!

[LNM]

4. Paul Jackass

That was way back in high school though.

[HEyHEY]

5. Trollop C*nt

[PeaceNikki]

8. Senator McCain?

Is that you?

[HEyHEY]

9. mehh!

That was my best attempt at a cyber sneer

[PeaceNikki]

16. Well, if my opinion counts, it was a dead-on Cheney sneer.

[Bucky]

12. You know that a "c*nt" is not an animal.

Unless that's some fancy Canadian slang for "polar bear." ;)

[HEyHEY]

14. Judging by my grandpa, I thought it was another word for "racoon"

[SeattleGirl]

6. John Jackass n/t

[Chan790]

7. Cara Canary

I don't care about her anymore.

[redqueen]

10. Bob Greyhounds

The fucker.

And no it doesn't still hurt... but it pisses me off that I fell for it. :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. But he was better than Joe Amtrak.

:P

[Bucky]

25. Of course. Amtrak's classier, but Greyhound moves slower and hits a lot more spots.

On the other hand, Amtrak knows how to handle your baggage better.

[Parche]

65. You Met On The Bus?

:woohoo: :hi: :hug:

[Iggo]

15. Anna Thomson's Gazelle.

Still hurts. But it hurts less now that I've given her a new last name. Thanks, Bucky. I feel better now.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:









can't... breathe...



:rofl:

[khashka]

18. No. He broke my heart many times

and I won't identify him even with a fake name. I still love him and he loves me. We're not together anymore, but I wish we were even though I ended it. Sometimes having your heart broken is painful but not a bad thing - sometimes it shows you how important they are to you. I'm not making a joke of it, sorry.

Khash.

[datasuspect]

19. jeez.

i know EXACTLY what you mean.

[Eurobabe]

20. I wouldn't waste a subthread on the few assholes

that broke my heart. All I can say is thank god I don't stare at them across the breakfast table. :eyes:

[Phillycat]

22. God, what a great post.

I agree!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

21. Vijay Water Buffalo

[Wetzelbill]

23. Lisa Shark

She gave me a look once with flat eyes like a great white. It was like she had no soul.

I've ached for her ever since that moment. Until this very second.

[Bucky]

24. Wow, I'm glad this thread has brought you closure, then.

Unless you meant by "until this very second" that it's still going on. I guess that would suck.

[Wetzelbill]

26. I meant that it's still going on

Oh yeah it does suck. :) I'm like the guy from "Love In The Time of Cholera." :)

[graywarrior]

27. Rone Asp

[merh]

28. Steve Yellow Bellied Sapsucker

He was such a chicken shit.

[TrogL]

29. Patricia Cullin

The girl next door who dumped me for John Cameron (yes THAT John Cameron).

[Chan790]

34. The only John Cameron I know of...

is a long-dead American painter famous for painting life-like paintings of horses in motion which seem to jump off the page.



I assume you mean somebody else since he'd be 178 today.

Perhaps John Cameron Mitchell, the actor and indie-film director?

James Cameron, the pretentious asshole film producer who directed Terminator, T2, and Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines?

If you got dumped for James Cameron, I wouldn't admit it.

John Cameron Mitchell is pretty cool; not only did he direct and star in possibly the most interesting film of the last ten years (Hedwig and the Angry Inch), he also thinks there is too much violence and not enough sex in mainstream cinema (I agree) and doesn't like to cast stars because he says they insist on fucking with his artistic vision and are difficult to work with.

[TrogL]

68. sorry JAMES Cameron

Movie director.

I was friends with his younger brother and hence was over at the house a lot. I saw James' scuba gear, held his iguana and saw his art work. He was an amazing sketcher even at that age.

I'm not too upset about it - she was five years older than me.

[undeterred]

30. Gregory the Dumbass

That was actually his name.

[DarkTirade]

31. Ashley Porcupine-Shark.

Hyphenated last name, her parents didn't stay together long. Just didn't work out.

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. SHIT!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:









My jaw hurts.



:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

63. Actually I changed her name to hide who she really was.

Her last name's really Hedgehog-Shark.

Actually just about everything I said there is true in some sense. :P Usually involving some twisted weird logic.

[crim son]

32. Mike Weasel.

Happily, I am 100% recovered. :D

[Aristus]

33. Pamela Mantis.

n/t

[Skittles]

35. Chuck McFuck

:D

[liberaltrucker]

36. Suzanne Kimodo Dragon

She ripped my heart out while I was still twitching.
circa 1978. :cry:

[AccessGranted]

37. Aleksandr Narwahl

Damn him to hell.

[1awake]

38. myself n/t

[grannylib]

39. John Thoroughbred

[Bucky]

45. With a name like "Thoroughbred" you're lucky all he broke was your heart

[dubeskin]

40. Kelly Ant

[Tuesday Afternoon]

41. Stephen Snake

a couple of years later, I broke his right back...yeah. what a fucking dumbass, I was. I blame the drugs.

[Robeson]

42. Is Blueballs an animal name?....

...:shrug:

[Blue_Roses]

43. Micheal Puc...

...:banghead:

[Monk06]

44. Gail Ferrell-Sow

[fizzgig]

48. brian fox

my first love

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. Druzilla Luxury-Goat

Inspector Flying Wart Hog of the Yard.



And, of course, Anne Elk (Miss).

[UrbScotty]

50. No romantic heartbreaks, if that's what you mean

...but recently, Daniel Frog let me down.

[RushIsRot]

51. Dawn Colic nt

[raccoon]

52. Ed Shithead. Oh, wait, that isn't an animal. nt

[wickerwoman]

53. Ernest Skink

Didn't really technically break my heart... but I had a huge crush on him and he didn't know I existed. Also:

Morgan Howler-Monkey and
Bronson Budgie

This is really very therapeutic :D

[Ishoutandscream2]

54. Linda Bitch

[Iggo]

62. Good one!!! (n/t)

[sarge43]

55. Skippy Weaselnuts n/t

[SPKrazy]

56. Easy

Gerri Barracuda! but that she broke it so well I still pine for her almost 30 yrs later damn it! effen beotch! actually we are semi friends but shit sliced n diced me she did!

[laylah]

57. Jack Fox nt

[JoDog]

58. Michael Mangewolf

[arcadian]

59. Leslie Fuckslikerabbit

[dropkickpa]

60. Baron von Dickhorn

[Rob H.]

61. Lisa Fox

...which actually isn't that different from her real last name.

[raouldukelives]

64. Lisa ManBearPig

[Parche]

66. SHANNON BEAVER

:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[MilesColtrane]

67. Karen Leech

nee Soulsucker