Who do you think *never* leaves DU?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

Some people are here ALL THE TIME. Who do you think NEVER LEAVES THEIR COMPUTER CHAIR?

Keep in mind I just randomly put in names that came to my head as being here a lot!

[onebigbadwulf]

1. All of the above

I'd like to see them compete in a DU trivia game

[GOPisEvil]

2. I leave from time to time.

Remember the day the shuttle blew up, and everyone was trying to find me to see if I was OK? It's better to be around so people don't worry. :D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

3. A likely story...

:D

[VelmaD]

15. I can vouch for him...

I have actually seen him away from his computer. Stunning but true. :-)

[elfwitch]

29. I'll vouch for you babe!

I know you leave here from time to time.
You normall stop PMing me around 4pm CST.

[mhr]

4. Post Daily!

eom

[WillParkinson]

5. Me!

I sleep at my keyboard. I wake every 37 minutes just to see what's new.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

6. Underpants.

He just logged 25,000 posts!

[GOPisEvil]

9. Uhhh...

...*blush*

[afraid_of_the_dark]

12. Sorry... I stand corrected.

:dunce:

[underpants]

24. I am a PROFESSIONAL DU'er

I only do it when I am being PAID to do it, well not really I will log on on weekend mornings during my wife's "quiet time".

8ish-5 everyday. Look for my weakly press conference at 4 today.

25,015 I just checked.

[HEyHEY]

7. I'm actually not here in big spurts

I am in the office all day and constantly logging on an off. When I was looking for work though, I was ALWAYS on.

[Kellanved]

8. M.A.T.C.O.M.

Light the Matsignal and he'll appear in a matter of seconds.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Let's get it straight...there's matcom and then there's M.A.T.C.O.M.

matcom is a singular entity

M.A.T.C.O.M. is a triad of threadjacking assholes known as Matcom's Asshole Triad Committee On Mischief. The members are: matcom, ZombyWoof and myself. Assholes 1, 2 and 3 respectively.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

11. yeah, jeeze

People have a lot to learn... :D

[Kellanved]

13. ah yes, thanks

Wasn't 100% sure about that. However this strenghtens my point: M.A.T.C.O.M. is a 24/7 DUer entity.

[GOPisEvil]

14. True. One of us must be posting at all times.

Our next effort: M.A.T.C.O.M.bot - even assholes need a vacation.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. I think they guarantee at least one member is always on DU,

in case of emergency. One never knows when a thread will need to be hijacked, and they're just the kind of Always-Prepared Eagle Scouts that someone is always on duty.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

20. Is there a merit badge for thread-jacking? n/t

[VelmaD]

17. Must stick with tradition

We are all Will Pitt...ergo Will Pitt is always on DU. :-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

18. LPFF and Kleeb.

Seriously, shouldn't somebody be learnin' y'all some English or something? :P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

21. hehe

:D

[ronnykmarshall]

19. I have DU up most the day.

I check in off and on from home as well.

[Florida_Geek]

22. Matcom has wireless from his bathroom

:evilgrin:

[curse10]

23. Zomby isn't on enough!

It's probably because I'm addicted and suffer from withdrawal symptoms if there isn't a zomby thread somewhere on the board.

[DrWeird]

25. My little buddy.

I just got confirmation that the little bastard still lurks around here.

That nutty little racist sociopath.

[Cannikin]

26. I've developed a powerful DU addiction, but its ok.....

because my doctor prescribed it. So that makes it legal to abuse.

[BarbaRosa]

27. I suspect

there are many of us who spend a lot of time here at DU, but don't say much.:hi:

[Raven]

28. It's my Willie, of course...

that's why I never see the little turd. :-)

[nini]

30. I wish I didn't have to leave...

but work gets in the way. :-(