Porn Sunday (now with pancakes)

[philosophie_en_rose]

http://xxxchurch.com/pornandpancakes/

Porn and Pancakes. A morning filled with straight talk about porn and the issues surrounding porn. From the people who get it. church pastors, porn industry insiders and people who have struggled without hope. The breakfast is open to men and boys in junior high on up.

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8 bucks and a good time. When was the last time 8 bucks got you anything? In this case you get great pancakes, great teaching, and the opportunity to tell people you went to Porn and Pancakes. I mean come on, no more needs to be said.

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In addition to ... the issue of pornography, each event will also have some very memorable moments whether it be a clown, a hypnotist, a comedian, the horn guy, a mariachi band, an accordion player, or an ex porn producer .... We promise we will never make you sing at Porn and Pancakes.

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It is time to confront the elephant in the pew. 48% of Christian families admit that pornography is a major problem in their home. Scared to address this issue from the pulpit? You do not have to be. Porn Sunday is an event created by XXXchurch to make it easy for a church to address this topic on a Sunday morning.

[Danger Mouse]

1. I came for the pancakes and stayed for the...DEAR GOD NO!

[Elidor]

3. o.0

:rofl:

I picture this event happening with Ministry's http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/ministry/psalm+69_20093946.html">Psalm 69 playing in the background.

[lightningandsnow]

2. Oh, Jesus Christ.

No pun intended.

Aaah. This group pisses me off beyond belief. For one thing, it's all "TURN TO JEEBUS BECUZ UR AN EVUL STRIPPA!". For another; there is nothing wrong with porn, in moderation. With all the war, violence and injustice in the world today, if there is a god, I hardly think their biggest concern is if people are wanking or not.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. I thought this was going to be a food porn pic thread featuring Pancakes

:rofl:

[Orsino]

5. "Cut! The clown and the mariachi band have to come on together!" n/t

[elshiva]

6. Porn is not a major problem in the home.

Child abuse, neglect, poverty and divorce ARE major problems in the home. Just because Dad, Mom, Johnny, or Susie likes to look at porno mags (alone and on their own time) does not make them a bad family. Am I bad daughter because I watch X rated movies? NO. I try to be a good daughter by spending time with Mom and Dad playing board games, eating meals together, going to mainstream movies together, etc. etc. There is just too much crap about "porn makes folks immoral." XXXChurch needs to get over themselves and do something useful like open a food bank.

[philosophie_en_rose]

14. ???

But isn't it neglect not to eat pancakes and talk about porn with boys, especially with clowns and mariachi music?

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

7. PANCAKES?!?

[Robb]

8. "It is time to confront the elephant in the pew."

I am fairly certain that is illegal, especially on film.

[elshiva]

9. Good point. Why the heck are they promoting bestiality while

knocking consensual porno?

[rurallib]

10. just what I'd want to do in junior high

talk about porn with my DAD?????? even in the same room. Shoot me now.

[elshiva]

11. Remember that scene in American Pie where the dad has

a sex talk with his son (who is a high school senior) and dad uses porn mags to show son what a nekkid lady looks like? The son looks like he's about to die...

[rurallib]

12. Somebody had a joke once went like this

He comes into the room and the lights are off and the projector (old joke) is on. He comes around and sits down next to the guy on the couch and his eyes adjust to the light. He looks a the guy next to him and says "DADDDDD!!!!"

[elshiva]

13. Great joke.

[petronius]

15. Hmmm, XXXchurch says that porn is a major problem for 48% of Christian households,

but for $8 per person they can fix it? Sounds like money-grubbing scare-tactic-using grifters are a bigger problem than porn...

(As to the question about $8 getting me anything? $8 can get me a six-pack of beer to drink while I look at free porn on the internet. So there!)