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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:25 PM
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For the man who has everything: McCain condoms!
I'm SERIES!!111!!11!!!1!!

http://www.mccaincondoms.com

Give your "troops" the protection they deserve, buy McCainCondoms today! This will turn out to be the ultimate collectors item or a perfect gift for grandpa!

Trophy wife approved
For the proud, liberal RepublicaN -- conservative Republican


But they only come in one size: Extra Small. :(
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:26 PM
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1. But I don't want to stay in for 100 years.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:30 PM
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5. DUzy!!!
:rofl:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:28 PM
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2. The McCain condom takes true commitment....
It could take up to 100 years to remove it.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:29 PM
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3. The best contraceptive ever!
Because nothing will kill the mood faster than thinking of McCain. :puke:
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:33 PM
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7. no kidding, just show a picture of McCain before the big O and it's a wonderful contraceptive
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:36 PM
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8. Icky.
Bad imagines are popping up in my head... ... ...... make them go away!!! :cry:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:38 PM
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9. Make sure it's this one


that's the opposite of Viagra for sure!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:30 PM
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4. The first thing I thought of when I read the subject was...
"But they only come in one size: Extra Small."

:rofl:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:33 PM
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6. The phrase "f'ng c---" comes to mind
for some reason. :eyes:
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 09:41 PM
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10. And yet McCain still refuses to admit
that condoms can stop the transmission of HIV.

"You've stumped me," was his quote.

:eyes:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 11:41 PM
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11. OMG, the perfect gift for my repuke boyfriend!
He's voting Obama (and never voted for Bush) so I KNOW he'll love 'em! :rofl:
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