Should I be a good wife and move the car?

[bicentennial_baby]

Sniffa asked me to move the car to the street before he comes home in an hour with his work van. It's still kinda hot out there, and I'm realllly lazy

What say you?

[graywarrior]

1. Move it then give him an invoice.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. I like the way you think! How much should I charge?

:D

[graywarrior]

5. $20 an hour

Or contract at $50 per job

[bicentennial_baby]

6. Like a tow truck

:P

[graywarrior]

8. Yeah!

And wear a cap backwards and spit.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Well, I am the "yes" girl.

Don't get mad but I used to always move cars for MrG. I would also run out and start it up and brush it off in cold, snowy weather. Because he worked so hard so that I could stay at home I figured it was the least I could do. :hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. I will emulate your fine example, my friend...

I'm like that too, I'm just being snarky. :hug:

:loveya:

[redqueen]

11. *sigh*

:)

[DS1]

7. Yes

but leave a steamer in the parking spot just to be contrarian

[guitar man]

9. screw him

let him move it himself :D

(never mind me, I'm just trying to get some shit started) :evilgrin:

[JVS]

10. definitely. Parking a big old work van has to be a truly horrendous task.

[bicentennial_baby]

13. It beeps when you go backwards...

and it has flashy lights on top :)

[Pierre.Suave]

12. I have the solution for you...

Go get in the car, go to the mall, go to Victorias Secret, get something sexy, then when you get back home, leave the car in the street, and go inside, then put on the VS purchase and wait for him to come home. See what happens... I am sure he will not complain one bit...

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

15. Did you miss the "really lazy" part?

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

16. But...

after you do that, Sniffa does all the work, you get the reward...

:rofl:

[petronius]

25. Well now, it appears that we have identified sniffa's sockpuppet...

;)

[Pierre.Suave]

35. ...

If only...

:P

[bixente]

14. I know it's not the case

but it would be hilarious if your life was dictated by DU polls.

[AlCzervik]

17. move, strip it and put it up on blocks.

he probably wouldn't be expecting that. That's how you keep marriage interesting, you got to change it up.

[Rosie1223]

18. Move it, but

scream obscenities at him until he gives you a quarter for doing so.

[montanto]

19. Well,

if my wife actually did something I asked her to do I would think something funny was going on. (unless somehow I asked her to go get herself some new shoes).

[skygazer]

20. Move it into the middle of the street

And tell him, "But you didn't say WHERE" in a Marilyn Monroe voice.

[LeftyMom]

21. Yes, but with the understanding that someday you may call upon him to do you a favor.

/half italian

[Brigid]

22. Aw, go ahead. Why not?

This small act of kindness may come back to bless you some day. :)

[pokerfan]

23. I used to warm up the girlfriend's car when it was freezing outside

[Carnea]

24. Yeah but would you ask your wife to do that? NT

[pokerfan]

30. I've never been married

[Carnea]

32. Well let me tell you I once asked my wife to do something for my girlfriend...NT

[pokerfan]

34. Wives don't normally care for their husband's girlfriends.

From what I've seen. :rofl:

[petronius]

26. He may have asked you to do it, but did you say you would do it?

If you said so, then yes; if you made no promises then he's on his own...

[bicentennial_baby]

28. I told him that I would "take it into consideration"

:P

[petronius]

31. Then I think a significant chunk of the 'consideration' should be in the form of

"what's in it for me?"

Good luck with this weighty decision, and remember: not to choose is also to choose.

:)

[RetroLounge]

27. Other:

Reverse Cowgirl

:hide:

RL

[RadiationTherapy]

29. You should puff a bowl and think about it while watching TV. nt

[Gormy Cuss]

33. Get off your ass and move it, b...

icentennial_baby. Or not. Up to you.

:P