LADIEEEES AND GENTLEMEN, PICKLES WYNETTE!!!

[MrScorpio]

Sometimes, it's hard to be a woman.
Giving all your love to just one chimp.
It's not like he's your pimp,
In brainpower, he's a gimp.
'Cause after all, he's just a chimp.
STAND BY YOUR CHIMP,

Give him some ripe bananas!
Keep him away from pretzels,
Democrats, and Nader's arseholes!
STAND BY YOUR CHIMP!

Tell them all that he's not lying
looking in your mirror as you primp!
STAND - BY - YOUR
CHIIIIIIMP!!!

[Faygo Kid]

1. Very well done. Don't forget the Chimpettes.

Barbara and Jenna - now, there is some serious brainpower.

[Pattib]

2. Laura said that she knows Chimp went to Alabama to serve

because "he told her so". Those were her words. Story was on ABC news last night but they had some audio problems and repeated it again tonight. Delusional Pickles?

[Norbert]

3. Bay-bay! Stand By your...Ma-a-an!

Bob's Country Bunker. Where we play both kinds of music: Country and Western.