Chatlog with Oedi

[Lyric]

Posted with permission, of course

Oedi: Think I'll see what insanity the fundies are up to.
Brandy: Ahhh. A Rapture Ready recon mission?
Oedi: Yeah.
Oedi: It really is like going to another country, if not another planet.
Oedi: One asks, "What is wrong with cluster bombs?"
Brandy: http://www.raptureready.com/faq/faq190.html
Brandy: rofl
Brandy: "This is a great time for Dad to spend some alone time with his boy doing something special. Some great and prominently male activities are fishing, hiking, hunting, building a model, cutting the grass…"
Brandy: Because of course, no women would do that stuff. :eyes:
Oedi: "...golf, strangling animals, masturbation..."
Brandy: Masturbation is a Very popular male activity, or so I hear.
Oedi: That's an infamous Monty Python line.
Oedi: Heh... in a thread about the price of oil:
"At this rate will have to figure how many mpg my lawn tractor gets before I can afford to cut the grass"
Oedi: Just have your son push you.

There should be a DUzy button for IM chatlogs, lol.

[LeftyMom]

1. People ask that often enough that it's in their FAQ?

Dude, even I think that's pretty strange, and my kid has more capes than James Brown.

[Lyric]

2. I agree. My kidlet actually requested

a My Little Pony and a Breyer horse set with a pink bridle and a little-girl rider for Christmas a while back. We got it for him, too. Only the stupidest of stupid people believe that toys or clothes have anything at all to do with forming your sexual orientation.

But then again, this IS Rapture Ready. The place is like a Chuck E. Cheese for weirdos and mental cases.

[LeftyMom]

3. We had a Dora the Explorer birthday party for him a few years back.

That didn't turn him gay. Or latina. :rofl:

Those people have- how can I put this gently- more issues than The Official Proceedings Of The National Geographic Society.

[Lyric]

5. Dora the Explorer!

Omg, Brendan used to LOVE Dora. Of course, his favorite character was Swiper the Fox. "Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!"

His other biggie favorite as a toddle was Blue Clues. He even had a "Steve" outfit--hang on, let me dig up the pic....



Of course, he's rather bigger now. He wants to be a rock climber like BetaBen.

[LeftyMom]

7. LK had that same shirt!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. This explains a lot:

I watch O'Reilly, Hannity & Colmes, The Beltway Boys, and Brit Hume's show. I haven't watched any news, or political shows on any other network other than Fox News and will not ever again. Unless they start presenting both sides of the story as Fox does.



What political shows do you like to watch on TV?

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Good try, but this wasn't how it went.

In fact, it was this:

Oedi: Hello Peter.
Brandy: Now tell me, what exactly are you doing?
Oedi: Er well, I'm camel spotting.
Oedi: It really is like to see if there are any camels that I can spot.
Oedi: And then, I put them down in my camel spotting book.
Brandy: Good. And how many camels have you spotted so far?
Brandy: rofl
Brandy: "Tonight we're going to take a hard tough abrasive look at camel spotting."
Brandy: Because of course, no women would do that stuff. :eyes:
Oedi: Oh, it's extremely interesting, very, very.
Brandy: What?
Oedi: Ah, well you've got to know where to look.
Oedi: Heh... They're on the side of the engine above the piston box.
"Ah - of course you've got to make sure it's not a dromedary. 'Cos if it's a dromedary it goes in the dromedary book."
Oedi: You're no fun anymore!

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. You BAStard!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lyric]

9. ....

:spray:
:rofl:

At least it wasn't like this...

Oedi: Baby, I've had a tough night, so treat me good, okay.
Brandy: *sultry voice* You know it, big boy.
Oedi: Slip into something more...comfortable, why don't you?
Brandy: I sliiiide into something filmy and barely-there.
Oedi: I put on my spangled robe and wizard hat.
Brandy: Oooooh, I like to play dress up. I kiss you softly on your chest...
Oedi: I cast Level 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Brandy: Hey, wait a minute...
Oedi: I spend my mana points to cast Mighty Cosmic F*ck of the Universe
Brandy: WTF? What are you...? This is ridiculous.
Oedi: I grandly wave my "wand" in your direction--12 inches, bendy, you'll like it. Alakazam!
Brandy: Don't ever message me again, you creep.
Oedi: You still there sugar? I think I'm getting somewhere now.
Oedi: Brandy?...

(shamelessly parodied from the infamous "Bloodninja" chatlog)

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I don't have to cast Level 3 Eroticism

I am Level 3 Eroticism.

[Lyric]

11. Pffft. My Level 4 Boobs Of Wondrous Splendor would

reduce you to a whimpering puddle of Geek on the floor.

:rofl:
:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. After I used my Keyboard Vac of Awesome Suckage on 'em, maybe

[Lyric]

14. Oh, THAT old thing...

Catch up with the TIMES, man. You're running a Commodore come-on in a digital, broadband world. Let me know when you upgrade, mkay?

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I...

...got nothin'. x(

[Call Me Wesley]

12. No no no ...

Oedi: Good morning, I am an IM robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your clothes.
Brandy: Errm, I'm only wearing lingerie, sir.
Oedi: Fine, fine, fine.
Oedi: Adopt, adapt and improve. Motto of the round table.
Oedi: Well, um ... what have you got?
Brandy: Uhm, I've got corsets, stockings ...
Brandy: rofl
Brandy: Suspender belts, tights, bras.
Brandy: Slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.
Oedi: Oh, it's extremely interesting, very, very. Fine, fine, fine, fine. No large piles of photographs somewhere? Nudge nudge, wink wink?
Brandy: No, sir. Just my undergarments as you can see.
Oedi: Ah, well you've got to know where to look.
Oedi: Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of these wonder bras then please.
Oedi: Just a pair of these wonder bras then please.