What made you gay?

[Dookus]

[ChiefHappyButt]

1. this post?

I'm thinkin' about it. Hmmmmmmmm..............

[Dookus]

2. whoohoo!

Another recruit for Dookus!

[WillParkinson]

37. Eight more! Just eight more!

And you get your free Best of the Village People CD (Volume 1).

[Newsjock]

3. Paul Lynde

.

[jimbo fett]

35. I love Paul Lynde, too. Does that make me gay?

Oh, my gay stars!!!

[terrya]

4. Miss Bette Davis and Miss Joan Crawford!

Seeing their movies ("Mildred Pierce", "All About Eve", "The Women", "The Little Foxes") was a big head start on the road to my FABULOUS GAY LIFE.

And then along came an event so incredible, so amazing, so FABULOUS..."Whatever Happened yo Baby Jane"...

And HONEY...

I did NOT want to go back!

:-)

Terry

[Dookus]

5. Yup...

you passed the test.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

34. I'm not gay, or even particularly cheerful, but

is "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" not the BEST? God I love that movie, not just for the stars but also the bits with Victor Buono in them. "Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte" is good too because of the extra added ingredient of Agnes Moorhead. Gotta love her!

[indigo32]

6. Indigo Girls

:P

[Dookus]

7. LOL...

I admit, my poll's a little male-centric.

But I'd love to see one for the gals.

[Rowdyboy]

8. Oklahoma! did it for me...

All those tight jeans!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. angelina jolie made me gay

[pagerbear]

38. We called our production Oklahomo

[kixot]

9. Sandra Bernhardt

I'm not gay, but no man has ever had a better reason.

[TrogL]

10. My mother wanted me to be gay

so she wouldn't have to worry about pregnant girlfriends.

[xchrom]

11. the perfect pair of

high heels. before puberty.
the highschool quarter back in a jockstrap after puberty.
i had the same reaction to both.

[Insider]

13. cris williamson

didn't make me gay, but she made it okay. ;-)

[Zan_of_Texas]

16. Hey Insider

Well, I go back to the same era. When I heard "Gym Teacher" by Meg Christian for the first time, it was the beginning of a new era.

[indigo32]

19. Ahh yes

made it OK :)

[Insider]

24. here we go

freshman year at pitt, hanging around at the radio station. they played holly near, cris williamson and sweet honey in the rock.
they assured me that everything would be allll right.

[put out]

14. Still waiting. I'm doing all the right things.

And still waiting. Maybe same-sex marriages will finally make me gay. Many of our cultural and political leaders think so, evidentially.

Evidently. Shoot, I want the spell-check to correct my syntax, make my writing more clear, and keep me from posting tripe. Dang spell-check.

[Xithras]

15. Whatever it was didn't quite work right...

I'm only halfway there :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Mrs Martin ...my third grade teacher

She looked just like Elizabeth Montgomery and wore monogrammed blouses...I wanted her real BAD!

[Sushi_lover]

18. Anita Bryant

I wanted to be a beauty queen just like her.


I'm kidding. I'm straight. But if I was gay, I'd give her all the credit.

[dolo amber]

20. "You did, ok?"

"I learned it by watching YOU!"

:evilgrin:

(Apologies for referencing a horrid 80s PSA about drug prevention. ;))

edit: Well, I learned all but the *actually being gay* stuff from you. :P

[southerngirlwriter]

27. Mwhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I hadn't thought about that commercial in at least ten years.

:D

[NightTrain]

21. I can't believe no one has said...

..."I was sucked into it." :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. ROFLMAO!!!!

[Insider]

23. LOL

perrrfect

[blondeatlast]

26. Ouch. You and your evil 70's R&B, NightTrain, made me a gay male.

As long as my husband thinks I'm a straight femme, though, no problem.

I'm still trying to figure out where the kid came from, though???

[blondeatlast]

25. Disco. I still think I'm a gay male

in the body of a straight female.

None of that Bee\gees crap either; Chic, EW&F, Tavares, does P-Funk count?

Thanks, Disco!

[ET Awful]

28. Well . . . I'm actually straight, but if I WERE gay. . .

it would be all the fault of that liberal gay agenda and their recruiting and indoctrination of me as a child into the gay lifestyle :) :) :)

[put out]

30. That indoctrination thing gets a bit tiring, and it's not working for me..

But, Quinn might be recruited to be gay. Don't let him watch T.V. or read liberal media writing. You will all be safe, then.

[ET Awful]

32. Quinn can do whatever he wants :)

Now Burke, the other male cat in the house might be a little perturbed by that, but hey that's his problem :) :) :)

[Deja Q]

29. Yes, I confess...

I felt the recruiter needed a toaster, so I signed up!

Dunno why I am. I just am. I am what I am. But I don't eat much spinach... :D

[Fleshdancer]

31. I want to open a Gay night club called "Recruitment Headquarters"

or something along those lines. It would probably get burned down...especially down here in TX, but it would be funny as hell.

[Ysabel]

33. okay...!

you've recruited me...!

please don't tell my husband...

lol...

[Kamika]

36. Good things make me gay

I'm often pretty gay