Step out of the vehicle

[ChiefHappyButt]

I need to see your driver's license and registration, please.

how do you react?

I have a heart attack, stroke and embolism at the same time. Even if I did nothing wrong.

Are you afraid of the police?

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[Whitacre D_WI]

1. I say "screw you, pig," and then I punch him.

Actually, I obey the officer. But the other thing sounded cooler.

[Droopy]

2. I get kind of nervous, but I don't shit my pants

I've had enough dealings with the cops (sad to say) that they don't really bother me all that much any more.

[Robb]

3. "Hey fascist, ever use that gun?!?"

;)

I get all funny passing a cop going the other way!

[tigerbeat]

4. the police freak me out....

....been arrested before (freaky brazil-esque bureaucratic stupidity) and ever since i've been waiting for it to happen again.

[put out]

5. Inside my head

I'm thinking "my license is good, and in my wallet. I know it, I know it. My registration is in the glove box, I know it, I know it. I have proof of insurance in there, too, I know it, I know it."

I grin, grovel, offer an illicit act. I tell them I am going to a volunteer job for the Girl Scouts. Which is sometimes true.

Dang, I get a ticket anyway. 44 in a 30. $250.

Next time I'm going to ask if my concealed weapon is really O.K. being loaded in the car like my hobby-gun-dealer told me. He showed me how to load it and everything.

I could use a night away from home, anyway. Good food there too, I hear.

[ChiefHappyButt]

6. I once had a loaded 22 with a silencer

they looked at it, and didn't say a word.

[Kenneth ken]

were you

pointing it at them when they "looked at it and didn't say a word." ?

:hi:

:P

[ChiefHappyButt]

8. actually

at the time I was in the back seat of a cruiser giving them decorating options.

:)

[name not needed]

7. me too

but by the time the cop saw the gun he was dead.:)

[put out]

9. So, was the food pretty good there?

How was the companionship and conversation? Just planning, you know.