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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:24 PM
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CAPTION our very special president


Wow you read real good honey! I think my book is in Chinese or something.

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

Degrees from Yale and Harvard don't make him any less of a dumbass.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:28 PM
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1. YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 07:29 PM by EstimatedProphet
I can read! YaaayyyyIcanreadyayyyy!
Hey lady why is my book backwards?
I can read backwardsyaaayyyyyyyy!!!

All he needs is a yellow football helmet...
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:32 PM
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2. "Hey, I wonder if she knows my pulse rate"
Yep, I sure am in good shape; wonder what Dick and Karl have decided I should think today? Who cares. Out for a jog after this youngster gets out of here.
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AngryYoungMan Donating Member (856 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:45 PM
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3. The picture's a fake.
This is from 2002. It's been Photoshopped. Look at the back cover picture on both books; it's 180 degrees the wrong way around.

In other words, in the actual picture Bush's got the book right side up.

Just being fair (unlike our counterparts on the other side).
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:34 PM
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5. Actually, I disagree...
It looks like the book is an upside-down version of the one on the left, the right way around. Also there's zero distortion.
I think it is genuine.
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:30 AM
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6. I think it is genuine
Is it that hard to believe he was holding it upside down? He probably wasn't paying attention to it.

If it was photoshopped, then it was an excellent job.
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bushisanidiot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:34 PM
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14. Nope, Not Photoshopped. That's The Repuke Spin. They can't admit what an
embarrassing boob this guy is..

The pic is REAL.
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Astarho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:48 PM
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4. BUSH: I lost my place...
can you start over?
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:33 AM
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7. W: I love this book...
Edited on Fri Feb-20-04 12:33 AM by LastKnight
only one i ever started...

-LK
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:34 AM
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8. "Now, Mr. President, what do you suppose Lady Chatterley did next?"

n/t
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:11 PM
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9. W is thinking: oh, she can read well, but wait until she gets NCLB'd
Edited on Fri Feb-20-04 02:14 PM by cosmicdot
... hehehe ... she won't be so show-offish then ... reverse social mobility in affect ... hasta la vista ...
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Papa Donating Member (505 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:26 PM
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10. "Wow, look at that, she can read upside down!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:27 PM
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11. "Damn! They did it again> They gave me the copy of the book
Edited on Fri Feb-20-04 02:28 PM by skip fox
with all the misprints in, where the whole alphabet looks weird like Russian or something, and then they expect me to follow along. Geez. It's the same thing that used to happen about half the time in school and college. But how come I'm always getting the weird, mistaken copy? Huh? Why does it always have to be me?? Geez!"
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:29 PM
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12. I wonder if she can spell
"Potatoe"
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bushisanidiot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:31 PM
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13. Good Readin', But They Won't Make You Prez-dent Unless You Can Read Upside
Edited on Fri Feb-20-04 02:32 PM by bushisanidiot
down.
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afraid_of_the_dark Donating Member (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:37 PM
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15. "I think they gave me the wrong book, mine's supposed to have
a nekkid lady magazine... Little girl, which copy do you have again?"
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