Have you bought YOURS, yet?? It's only $19.95

[SoCalDem]

click to go to website ..

[matcom]

1. I OWN 2!!!!!

:D

can't quite figure out how to work either of them but DAMN they feel good!!!

:bounce:

[RoeBear]

2. How can you NOT buy one...after all it...

"Improves intercourse"

[Mountainman]

4. Just what exactly is the bidet position? Never mind.

[ironflange]

9. Yeah! Improves intercourse!

I've always wanted to be a better conversationalist! Where do I sign?

:evilgrin:

[RoeBear]

15. Yeah....uh huh...right...

...they were talking about social intercourse.

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. I've been LOOKING for something...

...to clean my "sensitive genital and rectal areas."



THANK YOU, SoCalDem! :yourock:

[Bonhomme Richard]

5. That's why I got married

to clean my "sensitive genital and rectal areas."
And how the hell does it improve intercourse except maybe for those people that don't know what toilet paper or a shower is.

[nini]

6. did you watch the video?

it comes in varying degrees of water pressure..

hmmmmm

I wonder why women are really buying this little jewel? :evilgrin:

[Mountainman]

10. You know

I heard a story once about an American woman who went to Europe and when she saw the bidet in her hotel room she asked the attendent if that was for washing babies in. She said no, that was for washing babies out!

[nini]

12. LOL....

too bad it's not that easy..

:-)

[Bunny]

7. Just one question:

Isn't the fresh water supply COLD water? How would the spray be heated up? I think they'd be cool to use, but I'll be darned if I'm gonna spray my private parts with cold water.:hurts:

[Kat45]

8. The commercial is a riot! click on video on the site to watch it.

Apparently, it's one of those "special TV offers." I've never seen that commercial. I wonder if they'll turn up in those "As Seen On TV" mall stores? (BTW, they're only $19.95.)

[SoCalDem]

11. I almost peed my pants from laughing at the commercial

To tell you the truth. I have never even SEEN a bidet, and I never even really knew WHAT they were for.. I always thought it was a bit dumb to have TWO toilets :shrug:..

Can you imagine the looks you would get if you took them up on the "portability feature".. Airline security would have fun with that piece of "equipment"..

Do I understand this right.. if you buy one of these you don't even have to buy TP again??

What would my cats play with??

COLD WATER??? eeeek.. I'll pass :eyes:

[ironflange]

13. I don't know if you hear it on the video,

but everybody sounds like they have a lisp, so when she tellsh you to sit on the toilet, it shoundsh like. . .


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!


Oh, and I'm now not so sure how a blast of icy cold water on my best features will "improve intercourse. . ."

[RoeBear]

18. I think she's...

...drunk.

[SWPAdem]

14. Damn, you really need it

after you watch the video. Ole'!

[RoeBear]

16. HEY LADIES! Did you notice this!?!

It hooks up to the COLD water! That sounds real refreshing to those
SENSITIVE genital areas. :wtf:

On edit: I guess I wasn't the only plumbing genius to notice that 'feature'.

[BiggJawn]

22. Brrrrr!

No cold water on MY puckered poop-port!
Probably why it's only $20 and I've never seen it adverted....

[Kat45]

17. My friend had a bidet in the bathroom of her apartment.

She was renting from an old Italian couple, and the bathroom contained a toilet and a bidet. The bidet was *the* topic of conversation at her parties. Everyone had to go into her bathroom to check it out. It was a riot!

[RoeBear]

19. Nothing to do with bidets mate...but...

...many years ago I worked for a plumber, occaisionally I'd answer the phone. One time a lady said "the toilet in my bathroom is running". I really wanted to ask back "You did say the toilet in your bathroom and not in your kitchen, right?".

[RandomUser]

23. Running to where?

All Points Bulletin! Runaway toilet! :)

[RoeBear]

20. I think this important issue needs to be...

...kicked.

[gypsy11]

21. In the high school I went to

we had bidet's in the girls bathrooms. One side of the room was run of the mill toilets, and the other side of the room was bidet's. I don't recall anyone ever using them.