List five celebrities you want to just go the fuck away. Forever.

[Zavulon]

So as not to handcuff anyone, married couples can count as one celebrity if you like.

Mine:

1.) Ashlee Simpson and that doofy-looking new husband of hers

2.) Lindsay Lohan

3.) David Archuletta

4.) Andy Dick

5.) Courtney Love

Bonus non-celebrity honorable mention: Jared the Subway dieter.

[TZ]

1. Okay

1)Paris Hilton
2)Paris Hilton
3)Paris Hilton
4)Paris Hilton
5)Paris Hilton

[Richardo]

2. Anyone referred to by the 1st syllable of their 1st and last names, and any couple referred to as 1

...name.

JLo
LiLo
Brangelina
tomKat

Maybe I just want the entertainment press killed.

[Kutjara]

3. You asked for it:

(1) Lindsey Lohan's mother - who thought giving her a reality show was a good idea?
(2) Any and all Kardashians - Kim is odious but the rest of the family come a very close second.
(3) Denise Richards - OK, Dennie, you've set the record straight: you're a pain in the ass. Now go away.
(4) Gene Simmons - Your transformation from 'Rock Legend' to Billy Mays wannabe is complete. Now fuck off.
(5) Kid Rock - Give a quarter to a homeless man, but only if the paparazzi promise to publish a picture of the deed? Wanker!

[Darth_Kitten]

4. LOL

1/2) Gwyneth Paltrow - though she has taken herself out of commission to raise Apple and Moses, so she counts as only 1/2 vote.

1)Any unknown to date celebrity who voted her in for Best Actress. 1/2 vote

2)Colin Feral ;) or any other hairy/boozing over-rated, over-sexed Irish actor. Or is he Welsh? :hide:

2 1/2)Dakota Fanning - again only a 1/2 vote. Must I explain why?

3) Any celebrity we only know about because they boffed Cher - 1/2 vote.

4) Lindsay Lohen/Paris/etc & their spoiled rich son of Greek tycoon boyfriends who boffed the Olson twins at some point in their lives - I'll be generous, 1 vote.

5)Valerie Bertinelli - chimpmunk cheeks has always annoyed me. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

5. You're missing the big picture... we don't need to get rid of the 'stars'.

We need to find out who keeps putting them on camera and making them 'stars' and stop the evil at the SOURCE.

[BeachBaby]

6. ....

1. Paris Hilton
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Ashlee Simpson
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Britney Spears
6. That Jillian chick on the Nutri System commercials who seems to think she is the only female in the universe who knows how to catch a lob thrown football
7. The dude on the credit report commercials
8. That loud guy who does the OxyClean commercials
9. Nancy Grace
10. Clay Aiken
11. Courtney Love
12. Andy Dick
13. Danny Bonaducci
14. Bill OReilly
15. Ann Coulter

Sorry - got carried away. :P

[mokawanis]

7. My 5

Madonna
Ashlee Simpson
Jennifer Lopez
Barbara Walters
Ted Nugent

[femmocrat]

8. Mine...

Britney
Mariah
Madonna
Miley
The entire cast of The View

[CBHagman]

9. I really can't stop at five.

But if it has to be five...

1. Will Ferrell. Yeah, I know he's not that bad, but I will never forgive the array of irritating movie posters he's inflicted on my poor, defenseless eyes. Out he goes.

2. Adam Sandler. Yeah, The Wedding Singer was rather sweet. Now go away.

3. Paris Hilton. No explanation needed.

4. Ann Coulter. Feed her a sandwich -- somewhere far, far away.

5. Rush Limbaugh Do not feed him a sandwich. Just send him away.

[khashka]

10. Mine

1. Paris Hilton
2. Adam Sandler
3. Paris Hilton
4. Britney Spears
5. Paris Hilton

Khash.