The repuke man who I went on one disastrous date with, showed up again at my door.

[crim son]

I didn't answer it. I'm telling you this because I want you to know I am UNFORGETTABLE!!!! :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

1. Need me to kick his ass, babe?

Just say the word. :P

How are ya, honey? :hi:

Good to see you around. :hug:

[Zavulon]

2. My best friend just had a date with a Republican girl.

That date was proof that not all men think with the smaller head all the time. This girl was absolutely gorgeous (I saw her myself, and have rarely seen any woman as hot as this), and yet she sounded worse than Archie Bunker.

It's surprisingly easy for a rare stunner like her (I'm not exaggerating here, she is beyond description) to turn off one of the horniest guys on the planet. My buddy ran away screaming from this one after just a few of her opinions.

How bad was your date?

[MrCoffee]

3. WTF? Why on earth did he show up at your house?

Seriously, if you need us to posse up, it's not a problem.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Am I gonna have to kick his ass?

[khashka]

5. We'll kick his ass!

Not polite enough to call first? See if you're available to hang out? Like you don't have a life or maybe didn't like him much? So he was around and he could have left a note "Had a great time. Call me and let's go out again." AAAAAARRRRRGHHHH

I won't answer the door even to family if they don't call first. Kinda conflicts with my policy that I don't have to answer the phone just because it rings. Ah, well.

I won't ask why you dated a repuke in the first place..........

Khash.

[Courtesy Flush]

6. Why did you date him?

I'm not against dating Republicans. I'm married to one. But I would have guessed that would rule out anyone on crim son's list.

[Guava Jelly]

7. You most certainly are!

I guess it's hard to shake off the ol crim son magic. :D :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1UEzL9poPM



:hi:

[SPKrazy]

9. Yeah, but I Really Am

Unforgettable

you are too!

:hi:

:hug: