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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 01:55 AM
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Great green gobs of granulated gopher guts,
mutilated monkey meat ...
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 01:57 AM
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1. Hairy little piggy feet
:9
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 02:05 AM
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2. Our version was a tad different
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts

Perforated (?) monkey meat

Waitin' right there at your feet

Me without my spooooon




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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 02:11 AM
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3. dirty little rat fink feet
french fried eyeballs

floating in a bowl of blood

and I forgot my spoon .....


























wait for it...
































but, I got my straw .........SL-u-uuuuuuurp ah!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 02:27 AM
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5. Ah, regional variations
We sometimes ended ours with "I got a foooork."



And started it with "Girls are made of..."



:D



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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 02:32 AM
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6. boys have cooties --
:P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 02:41 AM
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7. Ze body uff ze cootie iss divided into tsree sections:
ze head, ze tsorax and ze abdomen. Zey are enclosed in a hard armour-like covering called ze exoskeleton, which provides some protection from uzzer nasty little insects — but, unfortunately, not from ze dissector's scalpel. (Slice!) See? Nussing to it! He's not such a toughie! And his legs — zey help him carry hundreds of times his own veight, but look at zis — you're not so strong compared vith me! (Pop!) Four! (Pop!) Five! (Pop!) Six! Ha!







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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 02:16 AM
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4. Mutilated monkey meat...
little bitty birdy feet






baking in the hot noon sun....
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