I'm sure this will seem like flamebait

[jberryhill]

...but with my wife out of town for a few days, I'm starting to reach the deep recesses of the refrigerator and I discovered a jar of caviar about 1/3 full.

I estimate it's been there since around Christmas.

Does caviar go bad?

[Left Is Write]

1. I'm not sure.

Does it ever go good?

[jberryhill]

7. It was fine a couple of months ago...

...and it's not as if fish hatched from it or anything. It looks pretty much the same as it did when it was new.

I finished the Roquefort that was near it in the "bin that never gets opened", but I don't think any variety of blue cheese goes bad - or how you'd tell if it did.

[RiffRandell]

2. I wouldn't eat it. n/t

[jberryhill]

3. But would a guy eat it...

Maybe I'll try some out on the dog first.

I split a Pupperoni with her a while ago...

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Would a guy eat it? It's roe, just like Ikura, salmon roe = sushi.

Plenty of guys eat it. I like it with a quail egg.

Caviar is extremely good. Depending entirely upon your sense of taste/aestheitics.

[jberryhill]

8. Right.... but it's been in the fridge for six months

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Yep- I don't have an answer to that aspect. Try the google button?

[jberryhill]

11. Ah.... thanks...

Looks like a no-go.

I'll have to see what else is in the refrigerator...

[AlCzervik]

4. Where is Rabrrrrrr when you need him?

[mwooldri]

5. I wouldn't know. Caviar seems gross to me.

Eating fish eggs? Bleurgh!

Mark.

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. No!!!!!! Read this

How long will caviar last at home
Caviar will last about 1 week at home in your refrigerator. It should be stored in the coldest part, usually in the meat compartment. Caviar should be eaten within 2-3 days after opening.
http://www.freshcaviar.com/caviarfaq.asp

[jberryhill]

12. Yup, saw that

Thanks.

Now, there's an unopened stick of summer sausage that was in the same gift basket....

[jberryhill]

13. UPDATE:

She hid three Klondike bars in the freezer!!!!!!111111eleven11!!!!

Hell yeah.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Victory!

:D

[jberryhill]

15. She just called me on the phone...

...and told me where she hid two more!