Holy god. Hayden Christensen is a horrifically bad actor.

[jgraz]

Just saw Jumper. Why does this guy have a career?

[MrCoffee]

1. Did you see the Star Wars movies?

If so, why the fuck would you watch anything else with him in it?

[jgraz]

3. Did you see Episode 1?

If so, why the fuck would you watch the other two? :P

[XemaSab]

4. Yeah, but Natalie Portman was pretty bad in those too

so I just assumed it was the script. :shrug:

[cemaphonic]

9. and Sam Jackson was wooden and lifeless

repeat: Sam Jackson - wooden, lifeless.

Fair to give the actors benefit of the doubt in those movies.

The only decent performance in that mess was Ewan McGregor's, and even there, I am convinced that the extent of the direction of his performance was "go watch The Ladykillers about 48 times."

[nytemare]

15. Ian McDiarmid was pretty good...

The Scots seemed to work with the crappy screenplays better than the Americans, for some reason.

[matcom]

2. I originally read that as Hans Christian Anderson

:rofl:

[Kutjara]

5. His acting makes me think of...

...a high school kid who has a part in the school play, but is really embarrassed because all his friends in the audience are laughing at him.

He's not so much self-conscious as paranoid.

[LeftyMom]

6. No kidding. In Episode 3, I was cheering for the lava.

He's :puke: and not even good looking enough to explain getting roles with less than no talent.

[MrCoffee]

7. If this rumor that he's already cast as Case in Neuromancer holds up...

I will not be held accountable for my actions.

[cemaphonic]

10. Hmm, Neuromancer;s been in prodcuciton Purgatory for decades now

What's another decade or so?

[Orsino]

13. I hear David Prowse was originally cast. n/t

[Kutjara]

14. I wish I hadn't read that.

The idea that this fuckwit has anything to do with the movie of one of my favorite books is sufficient to make me homicidal. I wouldn't let him serve the coffee on the set, in case his suckage is contagious.

[originalpckelly]

8. "Why does this guy have a career?"

"I want to spray Reddi-Whip all over him and lick it off."

[New Earth]

11. WTF NO

I love that movie...and he is the hottest actor ever. pfft!

Watch him in "Life As a House"...I think it's his best acting so far. That and "Awake".


p00p on you, I LOVE JUMPER! omfg so hot


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[HughBeaumont]

12. He is TEH SUXXORZ. Or however you spell that.

I could take 3 acting lessons and kick that hoser's ass on screen.