Do-it-yourself hate mailbag

[struggle4progress]

Miss the hate mailbag? Well, don't just whine about it: here's your chance to write your very own original hate mailbag entry!

[struggle4progress]

1. Was I baned because of my user name?

I do not know why I was baned. Is it because I reghistered as Demoncrap? Since I was baned when I registered as DemoncrapicTraiter, I rereghistered as BabykillingDemoncrap. I think BabykillingDemoncrap was baned due to a mistake. So I just reghistered as Demoncrap. And now I am baned again.

Are any normal names allowed at your sight, or do I just have to have a stupid name to reghistered?

[leeroysphitz]

23. Excellent entry.

Too believable.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. liberel scum!!!111!!!

why was my post deleted????cant you stand the truth, you liberels???why dont you all leave the contry and go to cuba you commies!!11!!!seriesly!!11!!!

eagls up!!!

[edbermac]

3. Take a bath and get a haircut, you hippie weirdos!

[datasuspect]

8. THATS RITE!!1111 TELL IT TO THE MAREENS PINKO!!!!11

[krispos42]

12. Yeah, the Mareens! Sempter Paratus! n/t

[MrScorpio]

4. Sign up for my daily protest!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3396247&mesg_id=3396247

[datasuspect]

5. YOU DEMONRATS NEED TO UNDERSTEND THIS!!!!111

IF PRESIDENT GEORGE WALTER BUSH COULD OF USED NUCES ON YOU, YOU WOOD OF HOLDED Y'ALLS TESTE SACHELS FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!!11111

THIS IS A REPULBIC CONFEDERCY AND NOTE A DEMOCRATSY.

YOU WILL ALL RUT IN H**L WITH HILTER AND STAINLIN UNTIL JESUS COMES BACK TO KIK EVERYONE ASS THAT IS THERE!!!1111

SERIES!!!!1111

[datasuspect]

11. WHEN YOU BELIEF ON THE WORD OF G*D ALLMIGHTY

THEN WILL YOU FIND OUT THAT SATIN WAITS FOR YOU LIKE A TV ANNOUNCER IN FLORISA!!!!111

[Aristus]

6. its offical!!1!1! all demoncrat lie-bruhls ar Satinic!11! God bles Merika1!1!!

get a bran you morans!1!1! jezuss hats you!1!1!

[datasuspect]

7. THEY ARE SATINS AGENCIES IN SHEEPS CLOTHS

[Call Me Wesley]

9. i will take these side down!!!111

i am working for the nas and we will cut off the intertubes and then you cant post these inpatriot crap anym,ore! you have ben warned!!! dont mess with the true patrits!!

GOD BLES AMERICA!!!!

[krispos42]

10. You libirals just cant handel the truth

McCane will kick you're ASSES this year! You are just surender-monkiys like the Frenchy French peeple. And you're turbine-wearing mooselim half-and-half wussy candydate will only win ONE state, Taxachewsetz, becuz those people are all gay and having hot bathroom sex 24/7!

But not with Larry Craig becuzz he's 100% not gay!






:rofl:

[Lyric]

13. Dear Skinner

I would like to know why I was banned after only making 1 post. I think ur mods made a mistake. Please fix it. Thanks, Bob.

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Dear Skinner,

It's been two days, why do I not have my acount back? I only made 1 post, isn't there a warning or somthing 1st?! Please put back my acount imediately. Thanks, Bob.

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Skinner,

Are u EVER going to fix my acount? God u people are fuckin slow. Bob

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SKIN-HEAD,

WUT THE FUCK! U WILL ROT IN AN UNHOLY HELL OF RAW SEWEGE WITH UR STUPID FUCKING LIBRUL MORAN FRIENDS GODAAAAAAMITE! FUCKIN SODMONMITE BASTRDS FUCKS, CAN'T STAND THE TRUTH, GOTTA BAN TEH ONLY PEPLE WHO MAKE FUCKIN SENSE IN THIS SHITHOLE FUCKWARD BASTRD WEBSITE AAAAARRRGHHHH! ILLL FUCKIN SUE YUR ASS, FIRST AMANDMANET BEEEITCH, AND GOD HATES U ALL TOO. DEMONRATS DIE AND GO TO HEEELLLLLL! fuck. Bob

[datasuspect]

15. ECHOE CHAMBER IN IT!!!!1111

[Lyric]

16. TIHS IS SHIT!11

WUT KIND OF SITE BANS TEH ONLIES FUCKIN SMRT PEPLE, WTF??!! I WILL SUE UNDER 1ST AMANDAMENT, WATCH N SEE, UNKLE-FUCKIN BITACHES.

[Call Me Wesley]

17. youre right!!11!!!

i made anew board!!! were we can tell them dummys!!! pls join,i make you admin!!!1111!!!!

www.smrtpeople-notlibruls.com!!!!!!

[datasuspect]

18. IM IN AGGREEANCE TO WITH IT!!!

[Lyric]

19. ZOMGZ NO DU-MMIUES, I WILL JOIN UR SITE

I TRYED TO POST AT TAHT FREP-PUBLIC SITE BUT I COULDNA'T UNTERSTAND HAF OF TEH BIG WORDS, I SWARE, EVEN TEH GOOD CONSERBVTIVE SITES R ALL GOIN FUCKIN LEET TEHSE DAYS WIT BIG WORDS N SHITE.

IF TEHERE ARE NO BIG WORDS, I WIL JOIN UR SITE, N WE WILL B SMRT PEPLE TEHERE N BAN TEH DU-MMIESSS!!!111

[Aristus]

14. This is fun, isn't it?

B-)

[struggle4progress]

22. Probably more fun for us to do this fake than for the Admins to do the real thing:

sorting though a mountain of dog$#!% looking for especially noteworthy pieces wouldn't be my idea of a good time

[Phillycat]

20. Your "opinions" are STICKILY LIES!

That's always been my favorite. Especially with "opinions" in quotes like that.

[regularguy]

21. Dear DUmmies,

When you get done having multiple organisms over Hitlery Clintoon and Barack "Husien" "Consuela" "Tyrone" "Lenin" "Fidel" "Rasputin" Obama you could stop hating the American and stop loving the Mexican. Have you not decreased your moranity so that the understanding is there that after you kill all of the capitalists it will be hard for you to get your stupid liberal stuff? Think about that you Liebocrats.
Mom....... meatloaf?!?!? Fuck!!
-John McCain, er I mean Steve from Battle Creek, MI.