An unexpectedly deft bit of diplomacy by our esteemed Commander-in-Chief

[Orrex]

Robert Gates concludes the daily briefing, closing on a somber note. "Yesterday in Iraq, 3 Czech solders were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible."

Gates rallies quickly. "We will be shipping the bodies home immediately, of course, and it will hardly cost the tax-payers a thing, now that we've outsourced the morgue detail to the USPS. The only hard part will be informing the families of the deceased."

"Leave it to me," sez the Prez, brightening. "I'll just tell them that the Czechs are in the mail."

[Gonzo Gardener]

1. Well played, sir!

:applause:
:rofl:

[Orrex]

3. Why, thank you!

The spirit moved me, so I thought I'd share...

[Lil Missy]

2. And the idiot-in-chief will be picking his nose or scratching his balls when he says that.

[Orrex]

4. That sounds about right

He's all class, that guy.

[madinmaryland]

5. ..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7802375&mesg_id=7802375

[Orrex]

6. Krugman, you tease!

Don't dangle your Brazilians out there without giving us the payoff, you fink!

[Debi]

7. NnNNNNoooooooNNNNNNoooooo

:banghead:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

8. He would never be that witty

But you can be!