**EXCLUSIVE** Catwoman Is MY LOVECHILD!

[matcom]

[GOPisEvil]

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's up with your hands? :D

[matcom]

9. they um.... don't tan real well

:D

[sweetcee]

2. That is the only reason I joined DU!

This is all over the web and will be out in tomorrow's Enquirer, I believe.

[supernova]

3. LOL! LMAO!

You must be so proud, Matcom! :D

[meegbear]

4. Does your face always look like blurry?

And I always thought it was from the beer buzz at the meetups.

[proud patriot]

5. Ha ha ha

:D

[CatWoman]

6. ack!!! Ann Coulter hands!!!!

I don't want you changing my diapers with THOSE hands!!!!!!

[matcom]

7. too LATE!!

wiped your bum 10 minutes ago! :D

[Fenris]

10. ACK!

Matcom working blue? Nawwwwwwww.

[LynneSin]

8. Are you going to Breast Feed her

Or feed on her breasts

:shrug:

[matcom]

11. guess

:P

:bounce:

[underpants]

12. Newsman Matt Drudge is gonna be PO'ed you scooped him

That is hilarious.

[CatWoman]

14. you WOULD think so!!!

:D

[underpants]

16. As long as he stocks up on peanuts and whipped cream he'll be okay

Is it getting hot in here?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

13. Um, who is the mother

:shrug:

Or did you just asexually mutate her off the side of a lovehandle?

[underpants]

15. I'm betting on Grovelbot

matcom is such a whore for money

:bounce:

[CatWoman]

17. now THAT

is funny!!

ROFL!!!

[supernova]

18. HAHAHAHA!

Shouldn't CatWoman be green in that case?

[LynneSin]

19. Maybe GOPisEvil or Zombywoof is the mother

:shrug:

[matcom]

20. sheesh!

you don't know the difference between 'lovers' and 'spouses'???

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

21. Was it Ramsey

:shrug:

[Ramsey]

22. Hmpf

I don't spout babies, I have better things to do. (See post #20)

[LynneSin]

23. But it's a love child and Matcom is obviously caring for the kid

while you have your career and husband

:shrug: