The Ultimate Fmale Joke

[emilyg]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work refreshment with her girlfriends when... Steven - a tall , exceptionally handsome , extremely sexy , middle - aged man entered .
He was so striking that the women could not take her eyes off him.

The young - at - heart man noticed her overly attentive stare, and walked directly toward her ! As All men will . Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely , he leaned over and whispered to her , " I'll do Anything , absolutely anything , that You want me to do , no matter how kinky , for $20.00 . . . . . . on One condition "

Flabbergasted , the woman asked what the 'condition' Was .
The man replied , " You have to tell me what you want me to do, in just Three words . "

The woman considered his proposition for a moment ; and then slowly , removed a $20 bill from her purse which she pressed into the man's hand, along with her address .

She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly , and meaningfully, said . . . .

" Clean. . . my. . . house ! "

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[Orrex]

1. That's pretty good.

Unfortunately, I heard the incredibly unfunny Buddy Hackett tell the same joke (but reversed) 20 years ago. Instead of "clean my house," it was "paint my house."