Most intriguing Cereal Killer

[underpants]

[eyesroll]

1. Toucan Son of Sam!

Terror in the supermarket, shoppers are in horror,
Shredded boxes in the aisles, corpses on the floor,
Those who ran, this joy is mine, now they're going to pay,
Super gory slaughter now the order of the day!

[tridim]

2. Krusty O's

With FREE jagged metal Krusty-O in every box!

[GOPisEvil]

3. What about Cap'n Crunch?

I'm sure he buckled a few swashes in his day.

[underpants]

9. Added

Whoops

[NoPasaran]

4. I've always felt

Cap'n Crunch is up to no good

[supernova]

5. King Vitaman is very suspect

in my eyes. I'm so sure there is a crown and sceptre in every box!

[Fenris]

12. Was he ever in a metal band?

The name sounds familiar...

[Fenris]

6. Anthony "The Tiger" Cappadonna

"They're not great? They're not GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT? You know what, motherf**ker, my bat says f**king otherwise!"

[underpants]

10. Tony has been added

:bounce:

[Fenris]

11. "Your g**d**n right he has been!"

"Yeesh, what a putz!"

[King Coal]

7. Mutton Honey

Now with Lanolin!

[RandomUser]

8. That leprechaun dude

He had a whole horror movie named after him!

[waterman]

14. Ha! Nice one!

[ZenLefty]

13. Frankenberry looks like Al Franken

I know Mr. Franken was only joking when he said they copied his face for the cereal box, but the similarities are creepy. Creepy, I say!

[underpants]

18. Franken did a great bit about that on SNL Weekend Update

He covered all but the bottom of the Frankenberry face and said they stole his mouth, then he covered all but the middle and said they stole his glasses, then he covered all but the top and said they stole his....................A**!!!!!!!!!

It was hilarious.

[JohnLocke]

23. That is true. Whoa!

[teach1st]

15. Don't forget the Grape Nut

The Grape Nut and his associates "Total" and "Special K" are old school cereal killers, but just as lethal and flakey as any named above, who all lack the fiber these maniacs have. Ask anybody who hangs near the Fruit Loop.

[Wickerman]

16. Quentin "Quisp" Tarantino

its the same guy, I swear

[frylock]

17. excuse me, where can I find the burns-o's?

[underpants]

19. Uh...aisle 10 I think...it's my first day

Please don't tell the manager.

[Spirochete]

20. Those Snap Crackle Pop guys.

They were just so sinister...

[TrogL]

21. Robb is a dingbat

He needs his own cereal

[HEyHEY]

22. Jeez are any of those even around anymore?

[NNadir]

24. Phillip Morris when they bought Post Cereals.

I don't buy Phillip Morris products, not Kraft, not Maxwell House, not Nabisco cookies. It's really not hard to do. I mean something like Velveeta has to come from a cigarette company. To tell you the truth, the only product I miss is Post Grape Nuts.

But I've lived without them for years. In my opinion Phillip Morris killed Grapenuts (along millions of people). They certainly are both Serial Killers and Cereal Killers.