Listen - my little girl is posting here, so I want this place tidied up.

[hedgehog]

Someone put the dishes in the dishwasher and take all the empties back to the store. At least rinse them out and put them on the back porch. Bag up the old newspapers and put them out for recycle. Those empty pizza boxes need to go in the recycle, too. And for heaven's sake, won't someone change the litter box!

[MrCoffee]

1. And put some pants on flvegan!

[LeftyMom]

15. You really don't want to hear the whining.

Actual conversation transcript:

I actually had to go in to work today! it was horrible! I had to wear pants! And dress shoes! PANTS for gawdsake!!! And I have to do it again tomorrow! :sob:

The poor man. He has to actually go to work sometimes. The horror.

[MrCoffee]

22. My heart weeps for him.

[Chan790]

16. good luck with that one. n/m

[dolo amber]

2. Should we erase the...er..."artwork" we drew on hedges' face while we was passed out?

:shrug:

[MrCoffee]

4. That's a shaming...it stays.

[dolo amber]

10. I like the way your mind works, sir

:patriot:

[hedgehog]

6. Well, she's my little girl but she is of age and she enjoys a good laugh as much as

the next person. I say, leave it on!

[dolo amber]

11. DS1 did create quite the lifelike image...it'd be a shame to waste it

:hi:

[hedgehog]

21. Hey - Wait a minute! I just figured out that I'M Hedges!

Someone get me a mirror...

[galledgoblin]

20. that's ok, I sometimes draw on her face when she's awake.

[krispos42]

29. Did somebody get a picture first? n/t

[LaraMN]

3. I am not going to be responsible for Matcom's "pee corner."

We have a toilet, for christ's sake- it's called GD-P. I don't understand why he can't use it!

[hedgehog]

5. Is that what that smell is? I thought it was this old half drunk glass

of milk someone left on the floor next to the bean bag chair!

[LaraMN]

7. No. He marks his territory.

It's no wonder he can't form a clique!

[Midlodemocrat]

17. He really needs to start using the ManBox again.

This has gone on long enough.

[hedgehog]

8. Whose shoes are these? And why are there 16 pairs of socks stuck under the couch cushions? nt

[Chan790]

12. Shoes...no idea.

I was kinda hoping if I left the socks there long enough...that somebody might wash them.

[Rhiannon12866]

27. I rearranged all the shoes, put them in a row, and washed all of the socks...

Even though most of them were inside out. I hate that, but I did it. I actually did that, consider it my job...x(

[HillLuvr]

9. ok

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Welcome to DU!!!! Oh, wait. Too late!!!

:rofl:

[Lex]

43. You say hello, he says goodb . . . :yoink:

nt

[Critters2]

13. Should we lock Parche in the closet for the duration? nt

[Chan790]

18. Are you kidding?

He'd just make jet noises through the door. The "Please Fasten Your Seatbelt" announcements aren't so bad, but I'll be damned if I can figure out how he manages to impersonate a 767 with the engines in full-reverse upon landing realistically.

[galledgoblin]

19. what's going on in he-*trips*

hi kitty ca-er, possum. you're still cute *cuddles*

[hedgehog]

23. Honey - possums are gray with skinny tails. That critter is black and

white with a big fluffy tail.





Step away nice and slowly....




I did warn you that the DU Lounge was a strange place!

[galledgoblin]

24. aww, but mo-oom

it's so cute and it's only a little tiny bit bitey and rabid and tick infested... besides, it makes this place smell better!

[hedgehog]

25. If you must insist on streaking through the quad -

be sure to wear your sunscreen!

[appal_jack]

33. oh, is THAT the smell?

and here I thought one of y'all had some skunky plants in the closet.

Bummer. This place needs more gardeners.

:hippie:

[Rhiannon12866]

26. I'll change the litter box! I did that twice a day, anyway, both of them, with two cats....

But thanks for the reminder about the pizza boxes. I've been meaning to get to that. Should I throw out the uneaten pizza? I never did eat the pizza I got a week ago Thursday, and my doctor's office said it didn't need to be put in the fridge. *sigh* But I did take the empty bottles in on Monday, so that's pretty much taken care of... Okay?:shrug:

[Rhiannon12866]

28. BTW, what does she want for dinner?

I can make anything. But I have the ingredients for chicken and potatoes, linguine pie (meat and tomato pie with a pasta crust), or chili. I can do pizza in a pinch. It's her call... :-)

[hedgehog]

32. She's a vegetarian, but she also love chocolate!

[Rhiannon12866]

37. So am I, so I'm good at that!

We're having pasta, with mushrooms, and chocolate mousse for dessert... Okay?:9

[galledgoblin]

38. omnomnomnomnomnom

sounds good to me

[Rhiannon12866]

42. You've got it!

My Dad even liked this dinner, but he kept asking me where the meat was. And I kept asking him if he liked it, and he said yes, but where was the meat, so I asked him if he liked it, LOL. It went on from there. I do cook meat for my SO, like I did for my Dad, but I'm best with vegs and pasta. I'd cook anytime for your daughter, since it sounds like you're both culinary kindred spirits. I can do anything with mushrooms... :D

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

30. We need a new forum - Lounge Lite

Because this place will never be cleaned up enough for da kidz.

Anyway, hello to hedgehoglette.
:hi:

[hedgehog]

31. Did'ja ever notice - the kids are slobs until they leave home, but when they come home for a visit

they complain if the place isn't tidy?

[galledgoblin]

34. when have I ever complained?

your house is usually cleaner than my apartment, and you have much more to keep clean!

[hedgehog]

35. Not you honey - the other kids.

I'm not sure if that makes you look good or bad!


I'm really just laughing at my inaability to keep house.

[galledgoblin]

39. haha maybe I should request a name change

except what would my siblings be named if they registered?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

47. I don't think you can get a name changed

you just have to re-register with the new name, and quit using the old one.

Siblings?

As I would tell mine, if they wanted my name:

Hey, it took a lot of thinking to rip off my name from a reputable theatre troupe. Go get your own dang name.

Hedgehog, notice that I said "dang"! Keeping it clean. For now.

Anyway, welcome to da lounge. Stay away from GD-P. Buncha bad influences there.

:hi:

[hedgehog]

46. The truth is the baby hedgehogs have to clean up their language for Mom.

It's not that I never heard those words, it's just that I secretly laugh to myself when one of them forgets and drops an F-bomb by accident!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

48. Ah, in that case, let me recommend

an enlightened thread of cerebral discourse to be found in that font of human kindness, GD-P:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6289953

:rofl:

[hedgehog]

36. Just in case we do get some other visitors not that GD-P is shutting down,

someone leave the sweeper plugged in in the middle of the room. That way it at least looks like we're cleaning up in here!

[matcom]

"LITTLE GIRL"????

are we talking new TM material here?

I LOVE competition!

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

40. "LITTLE GIRL"????

are we talking new TM material here?

I LOVE competition!

:evilgrin:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

41. So if I close the door, can I still practice?

I'll keep it down to Van Halen loud, I promise ;)

[hedgehog]

44. I'm pretty sure Galledgoblin has always wanted to try playing drums herself,

so go to it!

[ThatsMyBarack]

45. Get a maid.

;)