Olympic swimmers to be required to swim nude (warning partial nudity)

[Mountainman]

Olympic officials have determined that swimsuit makers Speedo, Inc, makers of the LZT racer, and Japan's Yamamoto Corporation have devised swimwear apparel that gives competitors sporting their outfits an unfair advantage over those who are not. Therefore, all male and female swimming competitors for the Beijing Olympics will be required to swim nude.

The officials have likened the swimsuits to 'doping' because of their potential to improve performance. National Olympic Committee (ANOC) President Mario Vázquez Raña said, "From now on all the athletes have to perform nude. The only thing we may allow to give swimmers a competitive edge is pubic and body hair shaving".
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[Dr. Strange]

1. K&R!

[edbermac]

2. Couldn't that cause problems for male swimmers?

I mean, you know how a rudder on a boat works? It'll be tough for them to stay in their own lanes.