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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:22 PM
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"As God is my witness I though Turkeys could fly" (trivia question)
Man, that had to be one of the FUNNIEST individual sitcom show on TV. What show was it and why was the quote said
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:23 PM
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1. LOL... WKRP in Cincinnati (Thanksgiving episode)
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 02:24 PM by BigMcLargehuge
Mr. Carlson (played by Gordon Jump)

They were having a turkey giveway and dropped a gross of the things into a shopping center parking lot from the helicopter. Les Nessman, doing the on the spot commentary, did a play by play that mirrored the Hindenburg announcer...

Oh the humanity!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:23 PM
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2. WKRP in Cincinnati...the Thanksgiving turkey drop from the helicopter.
Said by Mr. Carlson, I believe. (RIP Gordon Jump)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:24 PM
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I thought it was said by Les Nesman, since he was there at the drop
I'll have to check it out.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:25 PM
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6. It was Carlson.
Les was reporting from the scene, and Carlson said this line to Herb I think. It was the last line of the show.
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tekriter Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:37 PM
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11. Les was reporting from the WKRP News Scooter...
one of the great sitcom episodes of all time!
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:24 PM
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3. I know that one!
WKRP. Mr. Carlson. (Eep! or was it Les Nessman?)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:26 PM
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8. I was wrong - Mr. Carlson said that one
:D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:24 PM
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4. WKRP-AC put together a free Turkey give away out of a helicopter
"they are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement"
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:25 PM
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7. That was the Nessman report...
Carlson said the all time best sitcom line LynneSin referred to above.
:D
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:25 PM
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5. BRILLIANT episode.
I'm laughing my ass off here at work just THINKING about it!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:26 PM
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9. Herb Tarlek WKRP
Not the big guy. IIRC
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skippysmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:36 PM
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10. I believe Les said something
about "oh the humanity."

Loved that show.
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:47 PM
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12. Since the question's been answered, I just want to mention

Johnny Fever and Venus Flytrap! And what was Loni Anderson's name at WKRP in Cincinnati? Jennifer?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:47 PM
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13. Jennifer Marlowe.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:00 PM
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18. No one could touch Bailey Quarters, for my money (ha!)
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 03:04 PM by Richardo
Jan Smithers! :loveya:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:00 PM
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19. I'm with ya there...
remember her in Johnny's t-shirt? *pant*
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:05 PM
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20. Le mew....le pant...le rowrr rowrr rowrr
Yes, I do remember that one....
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:14 PM
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22. hey that pic of Jan would make a pretty nice avatar...hmmmm
(is Mrs. Richardo watching?)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:15 PM
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23. Hubba!
:think:
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Redbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:48 PM
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14. Nessman's "call" of the promotion

 
“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:50 PM
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15. I hated (and still hate)...
The sanctimonious prig on that show---the guy with the feathered '70s hair? Don't know his name (or the actor's name), but GOD, I loathed him. So fey, so self-righteous. His goddamn plaid-flannel shirts, always open at least one button too many.

Dr. Johnny Fever rules!

(See, this is why I signed on to DU: to discuss important issues.)
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:57 PM
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16. Andy Travis, Programme Director. Played by Gary Sandy.
n/t
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:59 PM
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17. ...boinker of Loni Anderson (pre--Burt Reynolds)
...'cause I KNOW you wanted to know that.
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:11 PM
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21. Well, hell... Their hair-do's deserved each other.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:21 PM
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24. WKRP in Cincinnati, the live turkey drop for Thanksgiving
That was a good one.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:25 PM
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25. Probably the best single episode of any sitcom ever
Turkeys can fly, btw - at least wild ones can, for short distances. They seem pretty awkward when they do it, though. Domestic turkeys probably can't get airborne, I don't know. But dropped from a great height, I think both varieties would go - SPLAT!

Another hubba-hubba for Jan Smithers.
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