How offensive is this?

[underpants]

[ret5hd]

1. This Is Very Offensive!!!...

(pssst...PM me w/ supplier details)

[underpants]

2. Really?

:bounce:

[Demonaut]

31. Damn, where can I get one?? Mute button needs to be bigger.

nt

[Love Bug]

3. As a feminist, I'm officially offended!

But it is kinda funny.... ;-)

How about a version for us straight gals?

[underpants]

5. Oh great! Now they want control of the remote

I KNEW this would happen.

Yes there should be one for the ladies

I's suggest the following buttons

change underwear
bathe
last 4 channels viewed (damn some of us would be busted on that one)
LOCK ESPN

[PVnRT]

11. More buttons

I imagine that a "Sensitivity" button would be on there as well, mabye one for "Shave," maybe a volume-like control for beer gut...

[underpants]

12. How about a "Shower on the weekends" button?

:bounce:

[PVnRT]

13. That's the spirit

n/t

[Ilsa]

15. Additions:

1.Place underwear in hamper, not on the floor three inches from it.

2. Seat down.

[PVnRT]

6. Probably wouldn't be too hard to make one of your own

Just two big buttons, one to increase stupidity, another to decrease it.

[Robb]

8. Yep

And one of those buttons would never work. ;)

[Demonaut]

32. I miss Groenigs early work, Akbar and Jeff, Life in Hell etc..

nice avatar

[arwalden]

10. I Want One Too (Ain't Technology Wonderful??)

[ConcernedCanuk]

4. I give up

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like, is 1 (one) not at all - or very ? :shrug:

I COULD assume that seeing as ten is off the chart that 10 means very very offensive ?

can you clarify ?

AND PUT YOUR PANTS ON !!

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

9. Sorry-1 is LEAST offensive, 10 is MOST offensive

Comedian Jeffrey Ross's poem from his father to his mother

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your eyes are as deep as the sea
but your a** is the size of a truck
Lay off the bread for a while




Jeffrey Ross's poem from his mother to his father


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Put on your shirt you are scaring the kids
and put on your pants you are scaring the cat

[ConcernedCanuk]

17. . . .OK, - I Vote for #1 then - BUT, but just for balance . . . .

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I'd like to know how many women have the same opinion as to

The Mechanical Difference Between the Sexes

and

How many MEN find this offensive !



:evilgrin:

[underpants]

18. Lots of possibilities there

:evilgrin::bounce:

[PVnRT]

19. No, that's pretty much dead-on accurate...

n/t

[NoPasaran]

23. How could I be offended

By something so spot-on accurate?

[PVnRT]

7. Horribly offensive

I demand to know who makes these so I can, um, shut them down, yeah...

[underpants]

14. Google

Maxim 2000 girlfriend remote

[Goldmund]

16. I don't know the meaning of the word "offensive"

but that is pretty fucking stupid.

[TXlib]

20. Offensive, but I chuckled anyway. Does that make me a bad person?

[ComerPerro]

24. If so, then I am too

[BiggJawn]

21. STOOOOOPID!

This was invented by what, some 15 y-o with his mom's PhotoShop?

[underpants]

22. No, Maxim

Which makes it worse IMHO

Yeah I know it is stoooooopid but hey what the hell.

[NightTrain]

25. Well! I am absolutely outraged.

That there's no "fellatio" option, that is! :evilgrin:

[northzax]

26. I don't get it

who wants an up button for "yappin" I can't think of a single time I'd want that button pushed.

[Gadave]

27. Its the 2 mute buttons

that put it over the top.

[underpants]

28. LADIES!! link to the BOYFRIEND REMOTE!!!!

I can't past it here from the website but it is the FIRST link at the top of this google page.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=maxim+boyfriend+remote&spell=1

[jimbo fett]

29. What, the women couldn't come up with their own remote so they had to

photoshop the guys' remote?

Goes to show ya... women can't handle technology. (wink wink)

;-)

[underpants]

30. No ....one more step back ...yeah that's it thanks

I think some of the flaming arrows coming your way might still hit me.

:scared: