CAPTION the ever watching eyes

[underpants]

[Bronco69]

1. "If I see one person out there

without their bible, I'm coming after you!"

[underpants]

2. Let's see...now I know I was supposed to sit somewhere......

:bounce:

[flamingpie2500]

3. I know my integrity is out there somewhere.

[Hoosier Democrat]

4. "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A"

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

5. ******ASHCROFT SHOCKER******

NEWMAN MATT DRUDGE EXCLUSIVE

ATTORNEY GENERAL JOHN ASHCROFT SHOWS UP TO GIVE A SCHEDULED SPEECH YESTERDAY. IS BAFFLED THAT NO ONE HAS SHOWN UP TO LISTEN. PROMISES SWIFT OLD TESTAMENT-LIKE VENGEANCE AGAINST THE ENTIRE STATE OF MISSOURI

Kind Regards,
Matt

[dolo amber]

6. Awww, man!!

I thought this was gonna be a thread about me. :D :P

[underpants]

7. If only I had some of those special binoculars like the President used

[LionInWinter]

8. "Nope, no freedom in here ...

another Patriot success story!"

[LynneSin]

9. Is that a naked breast I see out there? A Calico Cat?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[11 Bravo]

10. You beat me to it.

Those beady little eyes are certainly scouring the room seeking an illicit boob. (Perhaps he should check the Oval Office.)

[eileen_d]

11. Peekaboo! I see you! And you... and you... and ALL of your friends

Also, I am a fascist.

[Az]

12. Once again Lil Johnny Ashcroft peaks before he gets to 100

while playing Hide and Seek with our rights.

[peekaloo]

13. Hey kids, meet the new host of 'The Romper Stomper Room'

Miss Nancy had the magic mirror but he's got Camp X-Ray eyes!


*obscure Russell Crowe pic reference, but the fascists understand*

[cosmicdot]

14. Ashcroft demonstrates how he ralphs on the Constitution

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. Ashcroft helps his boss look for WMD's in Tejas

Maybe they are here. They said it was in some kind of desert.