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underpants

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Thu Feb-19-04 08:23 AM
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HEY! Someone changed my sig line

Hacking within DU?

I think I know who is responsible but I will wait for the thurough and highly ethical report from my main source of news and information Newsman MATT Drudge.

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matcom

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Thu Feb-19-04 08:26 AM
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1. i have an alibi

i was cleaning my oven

:bounce:

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underpants

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Thu Feb-19-04 08:28 AM
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2. Note: turn gas OFF!

:silly:

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matcom

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Thu Feb-19-04 08:33 AM
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3. and remove bullets

:bounce:

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Newsman Matt Drudge

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Thu Feb-19-04 08:42 AM
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4. ******WORLD EXCLUSIVE*******

****SHOCKER IN DU'S UNDERPANTS. WHO HAS MADE THIS MESS?*****

PLEASE NOTE NEWSMAN MATT DRUDGE AS YOUR SOURCE FOR THIS STORY.

DU'S UNDERPANTS WERE HACKED AND SOILED OVERNIGHT, AS ITS DANCING BANANA SPURTED AND SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED.

KERRY OPERATIVES ARE SUSPECTED OF GRABBING THE THROBBING BANANA AND SQUEEZING IT UNTIL IT EXPLODED IN A MESS OF STICKY GOO.

MORE DETAILS LATER.

Kind Wishes,
Newsman Matt Drudge

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matcom

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Thu Feb-19-04 08:42 AM
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5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

scooped again! :D

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underpants

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Thu Feb-19-04 08:45 AM
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6. Did the banana "flee to Africa" ?

I've heard of such things being said to happen.

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Robb

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Thu Feb-19-04 08:46 AM
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7. "Did the Banana Flee to Africa"

...Sounds like a Mel Torme number. :D

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Newsman Matt Drudge

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Thu Feb-19-04 09:05 AM
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8. *******UPDATE********

NEW INFORMATION REGARDING UNDERPANTS MISSING BANANA

THE BANANA HAS BEEN LOCATED FLOPPING FREELY AROUND IN A LOCAL GENTLEMAN'S ESTABLISHMENT. CLAIMS LIFE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF UNDERPANTS SIG LINE WAS "TOO RESTRICTIVE", APPARENTLY THE FLIGHT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH KERRY.

Best Wishes,
Matt

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underpants

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Thu Feb-19-04 09:18 AM
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9. Oh NOW you tell us the real story

:spank:

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Newsman Matt Drudge

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Thu Feb-19-04 09:21 AM
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10. Yes, but I got the wild accusation out there first

And hopefully my dumb readers won't realize that I've sort of retracted it, and they'll just remember the part about Kerry squeezing a banana until it was squishy.

Best Wishes,
Matt

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eileen_d

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Thu Feb-19-04 09:33 AM
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11. I went home with the dancing banana last night.

We danced the whoooole night away, "if'n ya know what I mean" :)

He's still sleeping it off but don't worry, he'll come back.

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underpants

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Thu Feb-19-04 09:38 AM
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12. Damn!

Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 09:38 AM by underpants

I mean DAaaaaaaaaaaaMN!!!!!!!!

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eileen_d

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Thu Feb-19-04 09:47 AM
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13. Now you can decide: will you believe ME

or will you believe Newsman Matt Drudge? Bwhahahaha :evilgrin:

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