turtlensue, BNL and I are in the market for cabana boys.

[Midlodemocrat]

Post here if you are interested. A pic will greatly increase your chances of being selected.

NO NEKKID PICS!!!!!

I have to go up to the high school and sell tickets, but I expect there to be TONS of replies when I return.

:bounce:

[BarenakedLady]

1. No nekkid pics????

What, are you high?

PM me the nekkid pics.

:P

[Guava Jelly]

3. again

:eyes:

[BarenakedLady]

6. Purely for research purposes

Honest.

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

8. Hey me too!

:D

[Guava Jelly]

16. I'll have bnl forward them

:D

[madinmaryland]

2. Here's one for turtleandsue.....

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

10. Ugh no!

I want my cabana boy to have a measure of taste and intelligence...
:P

I notice you are now misspelling my name the way Parche does..madinpubes...

[madinmaryland]

13. Gorn??

:hi:

[zanne]

19. Please; for the uneducated...

Who is that guy? And where is the rest of his body?

[TZ]

21. Ick...Tony Romo,

Dallas Cowboy QB, and madinmaryland's mancrush....:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

23. Nice post, Romo..

:hi:

[zanne]

24. Now he's my crush, too.

Thanks for the name. Please don't tell me anything more about him cause I have a feeling I'll have to take him off my crush list.

[Guava Jelly]

4. I'm here

:)

[Inchworm]

5. What would the job require of me?

Im pretty slack ya know.

Good Morning.

:hi:

[TZ]

14. you are an incorrigible pev..

Thats a good start......;-)

[Inchworm]

15. Boxers or briefs?

:P

[BarenakedLady]

28. boxer briefs.

[lizziegrace]

7. May I request a cabana boy as well?

please? ;-)

But I need him to help me pack my belongings and lift heavy boxes...

[miss_american_pie]

9. Sugars, drive this way

I've got them to spare. :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

11. Braggart!

:P

:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

12. I said I'd share

I'll even take requests. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

17. I want to be shared.

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

18. If I wanted to stand over a sandpit watching fossils dry themselves in the sun

I'd move to Tunisia.

[BarenakedLady]

22. ...

*ouch*







excuse me, could you take your heel off my ego? Yes, thank you, much better.

[DS1]

25. Coincidently, I don't want to move to Tunisia

[BarenakedLady]

27. Did you say something?

:9

You distracted my doubly bruised ego with a hottie.

Nice play.

[TZ]

31. ...

That's cougar to you sweetheart....:* :P

[Midlodemocrat]

51. Who are you calling a fossil, Hitler?

[SOteric]

58. The boy sure does talk pretty, don't he?

[DarkTirade]

20. How are the benefits for this job?

Picture is of me with half-wet hair, so that would probably be a fairly normal state for a cabana boy.

[siligut]

26. That has to be the sweetest, prettiest picture of you that I have seen

I am not sure what the benefits of being a cabana boy for these gals would be.

Aside from being graced with their charming presence obviously. I bet there would be the usual, maple syrup and candle wax business, and clearly, the usual kitchen and garden shed plays, but what else, no clue, could be an adventure.

I don’t want to discourage any possible fun and exciting career moves; however, we have all come to realize that they are general daring damsels and pevs and would almost certainly break some hearts.

[DarkTirade]

46. Maple syrup and candle wax, sounds like benefits to me.

:9

[BarenakedLady]

32. Stawp it!

I am far too old and you live far too close for you to post those pics of you.

:P

[DarkTirade]

47. Heh, I was joking about just such a situation with another couple of friends of mine...

they're only in their mid-30s, but when we were watching a movie and he turned down the lights I said, "Oh good... it'll be easier to make out with your wife now."

He responded with something like, "Yeah, but I'm right here. I can hear you. Oh wait... we've got cats. I've gotten too used to hearing random sounds from them, I won't be able to tell which is which... crap." :P

[TZ]

33. *sigh*

I loves me some younger men....:D

[DarkTirade]

48. Yeah me too...

[av8rdave]

29. Just in case you get desperate...

and need a half century old cabana boy...

(disclaimer: pic is about 6 years old)

[TZ]

30. Not half bad

I would consider a cabana man....:D ;-)

[madinmaryland]

34. Gorn

[krispos42]

35. Did the police ever close the report on the last batch?

O8)

[BarenakedLady]

36. Hey, it's not my fault

They lied about their stamina on their resumes.

O8)

[krispos42]

52. I thought you guys forgot the 'safe' word?

:hide:

[Parche]

37. I Am Up For BNL

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

39. Bring sunscreen

Bathing trunks are optional.

:woohoo:

[TZ]

42. *sniff*..not me?

See if I say anything nice about you again, Gorn!:cry:

[underpants]

38. i googled "Cannabis boy" for you

[BarenakedLady]

40. Cannabis boy

gives me the munchies.

[underpants]

41. Hey hey hey

keep it clean in here will ya?

[KitchenWitch]

43. I am in the market as well.

:9

[lost-in-nj]

44. I would like to get in on this....

any one near NJ wanna try out???


:shrug:


:hi:



lost

[madinmaryland]

49. Gorn!

:hi:

[JackBeck]

45. An appeal to all of your decadent sensibilities:

or



or

[Midlodemocrat]

50. I'll take 'Who is that hottie in the third pic for $1000, please Alex?

:woohoo:

[BarenakedLady]

53. Me too.

:woohoo:

Somehow, I don't think he'd be interested.

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

55. The cute ones. Always either taken or gay.

:cry:

[BarenakedLady]

56. Story of my life.

:cry:

[JackBeck]

57. I thought I was applying for the Cabana Boy position.

What else is expected from me besides skimming the pool shirtless, applying your suntan lotion to those hard to reach spots and mixing our Mai Tai's?

Am I missing something?

[Midlodemocrat]

60. Well, let's just say.

I wouldn't be the first cabana boy employer to have a little nookie on the side.

:rofl:

Oh, and btw, I don't have a pool.

:thumbsup:

[BarenakedLady]

61. Uhmmmmm errrrr....

:blush:

[TZ]

64. Yep.

:9 :evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

66. We can only choose one?

So hard to decide...

[BuelahWitch]

54. I want a Cabana Boy too but I'm po'

:cry: Not Sugar Mama material!

[From The Ashes]

59. Hey, I'm in the market...

...for a cabana MAN. :P

[MrCoffee]

62. I've been considering a career change lately

There's some water somewhere behind me in that picture. It was sort of beachy there.

[BarenakedLady]

63. *DIBS*

:bounce:

[RetroLounge]

65. I'm available...

(naked pic with teddy bear available upon request)

:hi:

RL