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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 10:01 PM
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What has 3 feet and no toes?
Give up???



A yard stick!!! I love popsicle stick humor, plus they cool you off on a really muggy night


Yum!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 10:04 PM
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1. A tripod.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 10:18 PM
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2. I guessed a piano


I suck at this.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 10:19 PM
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3. I did get the riddle from a popsicle stick...
you really shouldn't be so hard on yourself :P
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:02 PM
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4. Here's another one: What is always in bed but never sleeps?
A river :-) I remember that one from bubblegum wrappers or some such shit years ago.
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porcelain_doll Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 12:40 AM
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5. I'm getting hot..
Wish I had one. Lol.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 02:47 AM
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6. are you muggy tonight? n/t
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 03:11 AM
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7. Why are the Seattle Mariners like a box of Kleenex?
They pop up one at a time. :D



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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 07:41 AM
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8. A three-legged man that had his toes cut off with a chainsaw
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 07:57 AM
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9. That's your answer for everything.
Freak.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 08:29 AM
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10. I can't help it if I need to add to my cut-off toe collection, can I?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 08:47 AM
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11. I admit that it sounds pretty reasonable when you put it that way
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