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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 04:28 PM Original message |
Customer: "My wireless internet connection isn't working" |
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Madrone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
1. I still say my favorite "dumbass lUSER" quote is this: |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 04:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. That's pretty bad. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
3. I remember the last time I had to deal with tech support |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 04:54 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Getting a customer who isn't a moron is one of the best feelings in the world. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 04:58 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. The only questions I asked were things like |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 06:37 PM Response to Reply #3 |
19. is that a true story??? n/t |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 06:42 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Found it on a site that was a collection of stories from tech support |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
5. Oh the stories I could share.... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:02 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. No, share! |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:17 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I'll share just one... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:22 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Hahaha, that is great. |
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Philipsanchez (35 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
6. Lol |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:03 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Word. |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
10. Alex, I'm gonna go with |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:22 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. And that is correct, for 5,000 points. |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
14. A friend in FL ran an ISP and received an email from a customer... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
15. You can get her in a logic box now |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
16. some people are simply too stupid to live |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 05:35 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. My first call today was one of our techs actually. |
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Madrone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 06:26 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. That's what I was just going to say. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
20. Well, they could have meant for powercycling the modem & router |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 06:42 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. No, they didn't mean that. |
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timtom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
23. Sounds terribly similar to many instances |
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Ahpook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
24. Reminds me of that Jimmy Fallon skit on SNL:) |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 07:05 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. I've been doing this for about a year now. |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
26. The coffee cup holder on my tower is broken. |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
27. Can we extend this to billing? |
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newmajority (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-26-08 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
28. My favorite tech support call of all time (late 1990's) |
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tjwmason (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-27-08 04:26 AM Response to Original message |
29. Did you manage to keep a straight face? |
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