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[Angleae]

[NV Whino]

1. What the fuck is this?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. "Just squeeze the phone to answer it sir." n/t

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. "I'm a liitle dipshit, short & stout, here's my handle, here's my..umm..ummmm..

ummm... hey, what *is* this thing, anyways?"

[hiaasenrocks]

4. "Is this the 'red phone' I keep hearin' about? Better answer it."

[LibraLiz1973]

5. "Even if I am on candid camera, I ain't smilin"

[Miss Carly]

6. no no Mr. President, stop playing with the horn, you'll put an ear out

Carly

[DarkTirade]

7. Whole dang world is passing me by...

Maybe I should be more resolute. Stand more firmer. That'll show them who'z prezidenshul.

[Sanity Claws]

8. World passes by as Bush looks at his shrunken bullhorn