I am reigning Empress of the Universe. Ask me anything!!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Will the MidWest ever freaking warm up?????

This has been a horrific Spring.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. it will mrs grumpy. unfortunately you will go straight into summer though.

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. You are so very right on that.

Cold to humid... bummer.

[khashka]

3. But you've been that forever!

You only gave it up briefly to be Attention Whore while I was gone. Now I'm back you can go back to your true calling.

Khash.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. lol

[SacredCow]

4. Did you buy the red dress, Empress? n/t

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. i couldnt. it was sold out :(

[hobbit709]

7. This is the Empress Of The Universe.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. no way!!!

[hobbit709]

10. She thinks(knows) she is and has sharp teeth.

I call her the Destructo queen.

[LynzM]

11. Where should we go for dinner/drinks on Sunday night?

I've been poking around on the internets and found some places that look good, but thought I'd ask somebody who actually lives there... :rofl: We need vegan options for Thom, and I'd prefer non-italian since I don't eat wheat. Um, just to make things complicated. PM me? :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. well this bar i go to in the east village is often empty, so for drink that might be good

for dinner, would you be ok w. vegan food?

[LynzM]

13. Yeah, that's cool by me

PM for ya :)

[leftyclimber]

14. Should I ignore my bad knees and horrible conditioning

and play soccer this summer anyway?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. no.

[madinmaryland]

15. Why did the Brooklyn Dodgers move to Los Angeles??

:silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. to add confustion to the world. we need chaos to operate.

[SoxFan]

17. Nice post, Palpatina

[EstimatedProphet]

18. Empress, I beseech you to destroy the people of Connecticut please.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. why CT?

[NewJeffCT]

28. I know

I'm in Connecticut

[EstimatedProphet]

74. It is spelled weird.

[madinmaryland]

25. HEY! My son lives in CT.

:grr:

Though she could banish LIEberman from teh USA!

[Chan790]

29. To heck with your son...I live in CT,

Imagine the loss to humanity if I were destroyed in the anti-CT assault.

[Deep13]

20. What is your plan for planet Galgameck's "neutron star problem?"

Also, do you support equal rights for the quasi-gendered people of Aldeberan?

[MonkeyFunk]

22. Will you adopt me

so I can grow up to be emperor after I overthrow you and imprison you in the tower?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. depends on who you imprison me with, if you provide me a harem

and a lot of sex toys, porn and food, i may not even notice that you have taken over.

[kwassa]

24. Would you take care of this guy Bush for me?

He needs to go.

Now.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. i am the empress not the mafia don of the universe.

good gracious!

[kwassa]

37. well, have your minions do it!

You must have minions!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. i have large harems.

[Chan790]

40. So did the Hashashiyyin.

They still got stuff done.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashshashin

^^^My distant ancestors.

I noticed you didn't answer my question...yet. :(

...perhaps that was unwise. :P

[kwassa]

53. Harems are useless, without pictures.

Got some eunuchs to run the place?

[IndianaJones]

26. will someone steal my woodcarving job? nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. only if you are an american woodcarver. i created indians to steal jobs.

[Chan790]

27. Which is preferable for a first date...

with someone you've met off the internet, but whom you are more interested-in than usual? If they're smart, fun and pretty it needs to be extendable...if they look like my uncle Chuck and have the personality of lint; think bacon is a vegetable; or say Dubya's doing a great job then I'd like to be free to limit it to about 30-45 minutes:

a.) fancy coffee-shop for an espresso and chocolate.

b.) trendy bar for a cocktail.

c.) blacklight mini-golf.

d.) tea-house for rooibos and raspberry-vanilla cake.

e.) lunch date.

f.) My co-worker's art show opening at a trendy gallery.

g.) My other co-workers' theatre workshop show at the community college.


Note: a,b and d showcase talents of mine.

c keeps me from analyzing every square inch of her face. A bad habit. Useful for catching skin cancer though.

e is expected and fairly-conventional.

f and g show that I'm cool, have interesting friends and provide me with an "out"...but might be extreme content. Also, it might give me an excuse to bail on something I'm expected to go to but don't really want to attend.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

62. b. i prefer something w.alcohol

[Chan790]

64. awesome...

Thank you for your help.

[NewJeffCT]

30. Can you send the Bush White House to jail for war crimes?

please Empress.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. as the empress of the universe i find american politics to insignificant to deal with

[NewJeffCT]

35. I can tell

you didn't even bother to use the right version of "too" when talking about "too insignificant"

and after I just called you a brainiac.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

36. i notice that but was too lazy to deal with it.

:P

[Blue_Tires]

31. Can I escort you to a Mets game??

[La Lioness Priyanka]

39. as empress i dont enjoy sports. you can escort me to the ballet though

[NewJeffCT]

48. hmm, if I knew escorting you to the ballet was an option

I would have added it to my list of things to do tonight:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7761184&mesg_id=7761184

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

41. So, howzit goin', Yer Nibs?

Nice empires ya got there...

:evilgrin:

[Steerpike]

42. Your Highness...

Is it very difficult being above average in intelligence and beauty? I imagine you must have to deal with a great deal of jealosy and pettiness.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

43. the above average phenomenon: everyone thinks they are above average

which ofcourse statistically cannot happen :)

[nini]

44. I'm glad you finally took over

I was getting really tired of that job.

:loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

45. ...

:loveya:

[Dogtown]

46. about time we had someone competent in charge

no questions for now, ma'am!


:hi:

[Beer Snob-50]

47. what came first the chicken or the egg?

inquiring minds want to know....

[Deep13]

49. May I have a castle?

Sweetie and I could move in and you and Lisa and Hillary and Cate Blachette could come visit.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

70. i would love to do that but as empress i cannot allocate property

since i have to be remain in the non material world

[Iggo]

50. Should I buy...

...the Martin acoustic or the Marshall half-stack?

:headbang:

[Chan790]

51. A new question (since you didn't answer the first one)

Can you start posting the 5 random questions again? They were a high point of my day when I joined DU.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

59. i will try,, i was running out of questions.

but if requested i can bring it back

[DarkTirade]

52. Why did it take you this long to notice?

[taterguy]

54. When are you going to make sure the porn Khaskha wants is readily available?

[Bucky]

55. Where do babies come from.

And please, give me a very explicit answer.

[bigwillq]

56. Says who?

:shrug: :P ;) :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

57. xchrom

[Haole Girl]

58. Do you feel a lot of pressure with your current position?

;-)

[NewJeffCT]

60. Was deposing MrCoffee from his position easy?

inquiring minds want to know.

[x-g.o.p.er]

61. Do you use your powers for good?

[skygazer]

63. Can I have a pony?

:hi:

[Solon]

65. Can you appoint me your royal Prime Minister?

Please please, pretty please, with sprinkles on top?

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

67. done. its a thankless job though

[edbermac]

66. What happened to Tony Soprano?

I think he got whacked, IMHO.

[kentauros]

68. What's your title again?

:P

(there's a thread around her somewhere for generating an appropriate one...)

[old mark]

69. I have been waiting for years for you so I could ask you a question

and now I can't remember what it was.

Could you be available again when I think of it?

mark

[UrbScotty]

71. Care to explain this?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

72. part of the human condition. as empress i have been considering banishing humans

as i am tired of seeing their messes.

[sakabatou]

73. O RLY? I'm the emperor of the "Alter-Universe!"

[xchrom]

75. ok -- do i wear the la croix or the

alexander mcqueen to work to day?

i want to feel frilly today -- but i'm not sure i'm up to it.

your most glorious highness -- if you please.