Porn Rant

[khashka]

How come all the women look like 12 year old boys with big breasts? How come in gay porn all the guys are shaven and look 20 or less? Can't mature be sexy? Or a woman with hips and thighs? A man with greying chest hair?

I need to get back in the biz and fix this.

Khash, the porn avenger.

[taterguy]

1. I don't think you're looking very hard (no pun intended)

Sure those attributes are popular but there's lots of porn that features mature people

[khashka]

2. Hard to find though.....

Only one I can think of is The Devil and Miss Jones. Georgina Spelvin was in her 40's when she did it. Great movie, but very dark. I just hate this thang that only youth is attractive. All but one of my lovers has been at least 10 years older than me, usually 20. And, yeah, you go grey, gain a little weight, and start sagging in places - but that's life!

It just makes me feel dirty, as if I was looking at kiddie porn. (And yes boys and girls i have seen kiddie porn and you don't wanna know, even thinking about it makes me wanna puke and I went directly to the FBI.)


Khash.

[oedura]

3. I agree with taterguy...

You can't really be putting in much of an effort. There's scads of porn out there for just about every fetish. Being into mature folks isn't even one of the weird ones.

[Maraya1969]

36. I hate the way the girls all shave now. It makes me think they look like

little girls who haven't gone through puberty. I don't watch porn but what I've seen is just gross IMO.

Oh wait I do remember seeing a porn movie that was made by women. It was nice and decent. No hard stuff that looks like the girls are in pain.

[khashka]

40. I never got the women shaving thang

And there is some good porn being made by women. Less about the big bang and more about romance and seeing what happens from the woman's point of view. Cool that feminists are trying to take over the porn industry by doing better stuff!

Khash.

[LostinVA]

56. There's plenty of good reasons for women to shave

In fact, I made a thread about it once in the women's rights forum.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=229&topic_id=5935&mesg_id=5935

Haruka's cousin actually put out a pretty good porn movie last summer called "Hookin' Up." He also works as a professional porn critic, and has a pretty feminist view on things. You can check out his Podcasts at www.pornojim.com, it's not a porn site. It just talks about porn.

[Iris]

81. But just as many good reasons for them not to.

[LostinVA]

82. I personally can't think of any, other than razors are expensive, but it's a personal preference

[Iris]

84. well, even surgeons are beginning to leave out the shaving before surgery step,

because they've found it increases the risk of infection, which is good enough for me. You're right, though, it is personal preference.

[LostinVA]

88. Well, the only way it would increase risk of infection is through nicks

That's easily solved with a good razor blade and shave cream. Between the Mach 3 and Coochie Cream, I never get nicks.

[taterguy]

85. My hands shake a lot

Which is a great reason to not shave as far as I'm concerned

[LostinVA]

86. That is understandable

[Wetzelbill]

4. I know this guy who told me that you can find just about anything

if you look for it.

[MissMillie]

5. I'll take this one further

why can't fully dressed be sexy?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. because then its no longer porn. fully dressed is sexy but not porn

[khashka]

19. It can be

People don't seem to get this, but sometimes the less you show, the sexier it is. Given that I'm a total perv, people wouldn't guess that the first porn movie I wrote and directed, I insisted on no nudity and no sex (odd for porn, but I wanted us to challenge ourselves, discover what else can be erotic than the obvious). I'm not sure it even can be called porn - just a hot guy reading the paper, drinking coffee, petting his cat, getting ready for work. Our biggest market? Straight women.

Khash.

[unpossibles]

6. one of the reasons I don't tend to like mainstream porn

I can't stand the fake boobs or the fake-looking people in general.

There's other stuff out there for sure. Trust me on this one.

[DarkTirade]

16. Yeah, I prefer to have sex with human beings, not silicon/human hybreds. :P

[MonkeyFunk]

7. If you can't find porn for your tastes

you're just not trying.

Good lord, the perviest table-fuckers, stump-humpers and midget-lickers can find what they want within a minute on the internet. A hairy-chested man and curvy woman should be a cakewalk.

[DarkTirade]

11. The problem is wading through the crap.

Because anything that's not mainstream is almost guaranteed to be badly or mislabeled. I've seen women with curves labelled as 'BBW' and I've seen obese women labeled as 'women with curves'. Heaven forbid anyone use a simple term like 'hourglass figure'. :\

[ozu]

39. Seriously

If you can't find something to sate every weirdo predilection you have inside of 5 minutes on the internet, there's just no hope for you.

There are entire worlds out there beyond the silicon banality of mainstream erotica.

[JoDog]

8. Vintage porn

Before the advent of plastic surgery, porn had to use real women and men with real bodies. I have a small collection of porn from the earliest days of film, and everyone looks pretty normal there.

While mainstream sex films may not have realistic bodies in them, there might be more stuff off the beaten path.

[DarkTirade]

10. And where's my porn with pretty long-haired boys?

They're okay with hiring women that look like boys, but not actual pretty boys.

[xchrom]

12. i have a fetish for long haired hippie type guys.

not much of that in porn -- except those that are too young to get my attention.

[DarkTirade]

14. It's not a fetish, I just prefer to see porn featuring the kind of people I'm generally attracted to

Not the stereotype of what I'm supposed to be attracted to. :P

[RetroLounge]

47. Damn, and I cut my hair...

:cry:

Guess I won't have to send you the video now...

RL

[xchrom]

73. i have

a fetish for you period.

[RetroLounge]

76. hee...

you make me :blush:

:hi:

RL

[khashka]

21. Look in the mirror!

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

44. I'm not THAT much of a narcissist...

most of the time. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. you need classic porn not new porn. also dyke porn has real bodies

[DarkTirade]

15. But I'm sure for that you have to wade through tons of male-centric 'lesbian' porn.

unless you already know where to look. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. i know where to look.

:)

[xchrom]

20. of course you do -- and that's just another reason

to make you reigning Empress of the Universe for All Time.

:loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. check my signature

[xchrom]

27. your Ultra Fabulous Magnificently Marvelous Majesty!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[khashka]

41. I hate pseudo lesbian porn

Some straight boy's fantasy. I always sit there thinking "That's not how women make love! And oh my god, she didn't cut her nails first? Ouch!"

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

43. Yeah, what's the deal with the lesbians with big bright red press-on nails.

Seriously, what's the deal with big red press-on nails period? I find the human form attractive. Long pointy nails aren't a natural part of the human form.

[khashka]

45. And it's not healthy!

Long nails are almost impossible to keep clean. And they're sharp! At tthe very least we're talking really nasty yeast infection. You can tell a real lesbian by how short her nails are. I don't know how those porn stars do it. If someone tried to stick those things in me, I'd slap them so hard! I may be a masochist, but there are limits!

Anyway, I just can't get into it. I prefer real lesbian porn - made by lesbians for lesbians (and a few guys like me).


Khash.

[DarkTirade]

46. For me, porn is about picturing myself there.

So if there's no guy there, it's kinda hard for me to do that. :P

[khashka]

49. Porn for me

isn't always about getting off. I like to study it - how it reflects our society, how different people define erotic. I know that sounds pompous and like a denial, but it's true. I started out as a sex therapist and so it interests me.

I can get off on lesbian porn, but usually it just astounds me how they see a woman's beauty differently.

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

51. Yeah, there's that too.

But in general, that's usually my motivation.

[khashka]

52. You talk a good game...

But when do I get some naughty pix of you and wish I was there. I can be discreet.

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

53. Heh... I don't give them out lightly.

... or the video either. :evilgrin:

[Yavin4]

62. Um, I have links for you

Just let me know.

[khashka]

23. Yeah I was a subscriber to On Our Backs

Real women, real bodies. Some were older, some a little heavier - but it felt like a breath of fresh air! Dyke porn rocks!

Khash.

[SacredCow]

18. It may not be the norm, but it's out there....

I am far more attracted to mature men (hence the 25 year age difference between me and my s/o) and there's plenty out there- gay or straight. Just gotta know where to look! ;)

[PassingFair]

22. Who cares?

Have actual sex.

[khashka]

24. Well I have a high sex drive

and I'd end up with my partner raw and hurting. Better this way. And I have almost every fetish known to man and he'll only do one thing in bed. I love him, we've been together 18 years, but a boy needs some kind of release. So I choose porn. I could cheat on him and I have but he doesn't much like that. Seems like the best option.



Khash.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. ...

:loveya:

[PassingFair]

29. As long as he doesn't care....n/t

[oedura]

54. Some of us don't have that option.

We can't all be attractive and interesting.

[PassingFair]

69. Do you think that pornography is a substitute for sex?

Are all uninteresting and unattractive people
relegated to WATCHING others have sex?

[oedura]

71. Obviously not. Please don't ask silly questions.

Still, if it came down to having sex with a person I had no feelings for and who--on top of that--I wasn't even attracted to, I'd pass and stick with the porn.

[edbermac]

28. Too much plastic for my taste.

A lot of adult industry women's implants look like someone cut a melon in half and slapped it on their chests. Ugh!

[IndianaJones]

30. porn is wrong. nt.

[Chan790]

32. ...but oh so right. n/m

[bullwinkle428]

38. Only if you're doing it wrong!

:evilgrin:

[oedura]

55. If porn is wrong...

...then every human culture since the dawn of recorded history has been, too.

They've all had it.

[kimmerspixelated]

64. I agree somewhat.

Because it( esp.internet porn) turns them into true addicts, which in turn ruins a lot of marriages, it is very bad. How was this problem addressed in the old days, one wonders, was grandpa just in the bathroom for a really long time with the Bettie Page types(maybe much hardcore than that) or did he just whack off in private to his IMAGINATION and then be done with it! Internet porn is FAR,FAR,FAR, FAR too available. With alcohol you have to get out and go to a store unless you brew your own, porn guys lose all interest in everything else. To relieve pain-mental pain I guess. ANyway, I think it is a very dangerous thing to have in this world. These women are not real. Unless you're looking at the sex cams with amateurs, and really you're hanging out with other addicts!

[PVnRT]

80. Still beating that drum?

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. While you're at it

can you do somethin' about that dog-awful music? x(

[DarkTirade]

83. ... but then how would bass and keyboard players find employment?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

87. Dunno about keyboardists

but don't most bass players have real jobs delivering pizza anyway? :shrug:

[DarkTirade]

90. No, you're thinking of guitarists.

[Oeditpus Rex]

91. Actually, I was thinking of drummers

But I adapted.

[DarkTirade]

92. There's an old musician joke... how do you get a guitarist off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

[Oeditpus Rex]

93. Way I heard it, it was a drummer

Or a bass player.



As with so many jokes, it depends on who's telling it.

[DarkTirade]

94. How can you tell if it's a drummer knocking on your door?

He keeps good rhythem at first, but he starts to speed up by the end.

[hunter]

33. I'd run away from most of the people I see in common porn.

For sure since I'm married, but even if I was young, single, and feeling impervious to STD's.

I mean, let's go eat, check you into rehab, and then go hunt down your plastic surgeon and bust all his fingers.

[Dogtown]

34. You need to search more diligently is all

I'm afraid it's just poor research, khashka. You need to get back out there and spend more time with it.

damn kids with your instant gratification...

[Taverner]

35. You're looking at the WRONG porn

Proporn is boring, and all the women indeed look like 12-year olds holding two flesh colored balloons.

Amateur Porn is the only way I roll...give me some guy's wife who always wanted to pose :)

[LeftyMom]

37. Please do not get me started.

It's difficult to find porn that isn't shockingly, horribly, formulaic. And variations on the same dull theme, while they might do the job for some people, just plain aren't interesting.

Also, it bugs me that any female body type other than "slender young blonde (real or bottle) with a spray tan" is considered a fetish, rather than just a normal example of the wide variation in human bodies.

[LostinVA]

57. You know what else is annoying

The fact that straight porn is so much better than the lesbian porn marketed towards lesbians. I don't want to see two hairy women making sweet, gentle love. I want people smacking each other around and really getting into things.

[LeftyMom]

58. You kill me.

But yeah, I watch porn for a purpose. That purpose is definitely not making a political statement.

[LostinVA]

59. Why thank you

I added the link to my body hair thread in my post above.

Woohoo!

[LeftyMom]

60. I'll pop some popcorn.

This should be good.

[LostinVA]

63. I'm putting garlic powder on mine

[Fox Mulder]

42. I've seen all that when I view porn...

the more mature people and women with real bodies.

I mean, I don't surf porn.

:whistle:

[underpants]

50. Oh how I wished I had become a plumber

:bounce:

[RetroLounge]

48. Google Two words

Amateur. Porn.

:hi:

RL

[Yavin4]

61. I Have Links for What You Are Looking For

Let me know if you're interested.

[redqueen]

65. Yeah... I don't even bother with it anymore.

I just use my imagination.

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

66. eh, gimme any of the hard core stuff

and i'll be just fine :spank:
I can't stand the soft stuff. Who needs the damn storyline?

[LostinVA]

67. Exactly

[pokerfan]

68. There's something for everyone

[DS1]

72. Oh no. Now I have to go watch that episode again

Ectoplasm!

[pokerfan]

74. "It slimed me!"

[JVS]

70. LOL! 69 posts!

[KamaAina]

75. You need more stuff like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[lightningandsnow]

77. DAMN YOU!!!!

[DarkTirade]

79. ... and I'm spent.

[TK421]

78. Maybe people don't like to look at hair....I certainly don't!

and yeah, I'm aware that most of us have it ( I happen to be one of those who does NOT have a hairy chest...most people I know have a hairy chest, but I have no chest hair ).

[lildreamer316]

89. Husband says the same thing

he's tired of all the girls looking like 18 year olds.