CAPTION Queen Laura of Welch

[Fenris]

"Now, I will open up the floor to questions as long as you don't ask why I have chosen to dress up like my wife today."

[GOPisEvil]

1. What a drag it is getting old...

[Richardo]

2. L'ing OL, Fenris...

Bwahahahaha! :D

[Fenris]

5. I was hoping someone would get it!

:hi:
:D

[FreeperSlayer]

3. "Ever run a stop sign?"

[SWPAdem]

9. you soooooooooo bad

n/t

[demnan]

4. The poor miserable woman

it's painful to look at someone that miserable.

[MrBenchley]

6. And to all you Hispanic children I say

"Donde esta the mimosas?"

[Fenris]

7. HAHAHA!

:toast:
Hilario!

[Richardo]

8. Freddy Corleone: "Mike, how do you say 'banana daquiri' in Spanish?"

Michael: "Banana daquiri."

:D Good one, Mr Benchley!

[MrBenchley]

14. Thanks....

"Kids, stay out of the parking lot and off the street...Mrs. Bush will be behind the wheel and driving away as fast as she can in a few minutes."

[MrBenchley]

11. Thanks...she do look hung over there

don't she?

[Fenris]

15. I can't tell. To me, she always looks hungover.

[eileen_d]

10. "If you kids don't recognize my wardrobe as a blatant cry for help

then I weep for the future."

[VOX]

12. "And in conclusion, let me just say, with all sincerity, and I mean this"

"Don't ever, ever, marry into *that* family! Thank you, thank you -- leaving, I remain, Laura."

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

13. "Reading is fun

and it's fundamental, it can help you escape to new worlds, or escape from...let's say, for example, your annoying husband wasn't getting enough executions or wars to satisfy him, so he wanted to have sex with you... you could pretend your nose was in a book and you were too busy...or you could hit him over the head with the book...well, let's just say that sometimes books aren't enough to escape a living hell, so you might need a couple of margaritas and some pills... but who could blame a girl, am I right?

[cosmicdot]

16. before I go on ... is anybody holding? I'll give you my gold flag.