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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 01:34 PM
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nobody nose but a CAPTION knows


W is thinking: I've got to get this right ... we want Tunisia to liberalize things, but here we're doing just the opposite ... OK, I got it ... makes perfect dollars and cents to me ...

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Bush meets Tunisian President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali, a close Muslim ally in the war on terror who's being urged to liberalize his rule, in the Oval Office of the White House, Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 01:44 PM
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1. Dip Sh*t: *harumph* Ole Durante nose didn't find my Charlie the Tuna
being Tunisian joke funny.


*Man, doesn't this Goober know about Visine or Clear Eyes?*
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 01:58 PM
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2. I love you Mr.Bean
Or Mr.Beam take your pick
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 02:19 PM
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3. "Shit, what's this guy's name again?"
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 02:19 PM
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4. Damn, that guy's got a real honker!
I wonder if all them Too-niss-euns got big noses?... Or is it "No-see-ums"? Naw, that's those bugs. "To-miss-ums"? I'll have ta' get Karl to show me again... Hoo, boy! That sure was some good snortin' this mornin'. I bet I can still move a hunnert miles an hour. I bet I could flick him in that big ole beak, and he wouldn't even know it'us me.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 04:07 PM
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5. W. is "thinking": "Wonder why all Arabs have big noses . . . hmmm . . .
Edited on Wed Feb-18-04 04:08 PM by skip fox
WOW. I know! I'll bet it's like why camels have big noses too. Something about the heat and all that desert and stuff. Like maybe it keeps sand out of the nostrils or helps them find water and spices and things. Yeah. I'll be that's it. Man oh man, I can REALLY figure things out. I even really surprise myself sometimes!"
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 04:19 PM
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6. "Hey, umm... Tunisian president guy,
do my eyes look red to you?"
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