troubled by same sex CAPTIONing

[cosmicdot]

W: I mean, what if an activist judge said I could have married my Knoxville Mayor 'friend'? I will give you the fact that he does dress better than Laura ... besides that and a few other private matters between individuals ... 'people' need to be involved in this decision, except for the people, of course, who we want to discriminate against ... the courts shouldn't be 'interpreting' our Founding Principles ... where would that lead us? ... that's what white Republican males are for ... 'muricans who are upstanding and loyal family men should be doing through constitutional amendments and stuff ... what do some people think this is ... American or something? ... geez ...

[underpants]

1. See! No shakes!

:bounce:

[skip fox]

2. "Well, I suppose it depends on what you mean by an abortion, doesn't

it? I mean if you mean getting some butcher to drag the baby out when it's trying to grab onto anything before the abortion nazi cuts it up into little bits and then pisses on it, well . . . what we did is not like an abortion at all. I mean, like I was worth a lot of money and had gone to Yale and stuff, and she was just . . . well, you know, . . . not really disposable, . . . but now she never became President, did she? Besides, the fetus wanted to come out and I paid for the whole thing. Upfront. With my own money, too. See?

[Fenris]

3. "Now, what if I were to, say, um, caress another man's buttock?"

"Would that make me gay? No! I don't like talking about all this gay stuff, cause it makes me think about my own sexuality, and when I think about my own sexuality, I wonder if I might be gay, which automatically makes me think of Jeb and I playing 'Captain and Skipper' in the boathouse at Kennebunkport and I've tried for years to repress that. Speaking of which, if a man and his brother were to, say, experiment with each other in their teens, would they be considered gay? No! And if this continued until their late 30s...um, hold on, what was your question?"

[skypilot]

4. "See, nothin' limp about THIS wrist.

This is a tough, straightshootin', man's man wrist."

[underpants]

5. Seperated at birth? Or just too much make-up?

[Fenris]

6. Can I play the piano anymore?

:D

[XNASA]

7. "Now....I don't unnerschtan all this talk 'bout same-sex marriages...

...Seems tah me, that......if'n a man and a woman are married, then it schtanz tah reason that when they have sex...you know, they're doing it at the schame time, in the exact schame place. Innit that the same as 'Same-sex marriage? An.....I'd like tah serrport it, but everyone tells me....it's bad. But I wouldn't like tah make a decishun 'til all the facks er in. Oh, and Murka........pull mah finger."

[Shananigans]

8. "So I reached out and grabbed her boobie like this...."

and suddenly she slaps me. I mean ME! I'm the President of the Freakin United States of America"