I'm Too Sexy for this Town (apparently)

[Robb]

I thought this had gone away, but apparently not.

Mrs. Robb got back from her haircut yesterday with another tale of her stylist telling her how the womenfolk in town are speaking of me lasciviously.

"Which ones?" asked Mrs. Robb.

"All of them," answered the stylist.

I live in a town about the size of a peanut. I'm a little concerned to hear that the ladies are having (and expressing) explicit fantasies about me. On the one hand, sure, it's nice for the old ego... but I'm feeling funny anyhow. We're not talking about "He's a nice guy", it seems. We're talking about freaky Penthouse Forum kind of stuff.

Mrs. Robb maintains it's funny, but frankly I'm a little creeped out.

[Goldmund]

1. Oh, you poor thing!

And of course, thanks for sharing!

[Kamika]

2. Oh please

You're loving it

[Robb]

5. If Mrs. Robb was a traveling salesman

...and if the population was a little more physically fit, I might. ;)

[Kamika]

8. It's weird though

I'd never tell a friend about sexual fantasies I have about her boyfriend

[GOPisEvil]

3. No...creepy is when they start showing up at your front door...

...wearing nothing but a smile.

I wonder if part of your creepiness is due to the fact that Mrs. Robb isn't telling them to back the f*ck up and keep their eyes off her man. Just a thought...

That is a nice ego-boost though. :-)

[Richardo]

7. Wives can be psy-ops geniuses.

1) One one hand: a gratifying ego boost...that SHE tells you about.
2) Balanced by overt amusement on the part of the Mrs.

Which is just enough to instill creeping doubt.

Brava! :D :thumbsup:

[Robb]

11. You may have it!

Eeeeeeeviiiilll.... :D

[GOPisEvil]

12. You're married to an evil genius!!!

I hope you don't end up living inside a dormant volcano on some island while she plots the takeover of the world.

[ewagner]

4. Congrats!

Looks like all those rumors you've been spreading are paying off! :evilgrin:

[bahrbearian]

6. I thought they said " Robb is a Ding Bat"

[RobertSeattle]

9. Great reason for not living in a small town

No privacy! One of the great pleasures in life is anonymity.

[ET Awful]

10. So Robb. . . .

Considering how tiny the town is. . . you aren't by chance the only male under 90 with all of his original teeth are you? :)

[pagerbear]

13. Am I the only one who now wants to see a picture of Robb?

Just for verification purposes, of course.

Oh, and Robb--try to imagine that the local gay men are saying about you! Bwahahahaha!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. show off

are there no lesbians in your town...bet they think mrs. robb is far hotter than you!!!


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