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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:46 PM
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Which urinal is the best urinal?
So I was just in the men's room and there were around 10 urinals. the close and middle urinals were occupied, so I went to the far end, but didn't use the one on the end because it was the kid's urinal. I think I should have chosen another one. I don't want to be there if some kid rolls up and starts pissing all over the place.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:48 PM
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1. My simple solution...
is to use the kids' urinal.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:49 PM
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4. No fucking way. I'm not either bending my knees or pissing onto the handle.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:48 PM
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2. I read a study once that the closest to the door is the cleanest
because everyone assumes the opposite.


Personally I pee in the sink
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:50 PM
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5. Better than peeing into the drain on the floor.
:thumbsup:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:55 PM
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9. That's my preferred M.O.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:48 PM
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3. So You Are At MSP And NOT At ORD?
:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

Dont forget to shake it....
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:50 PM
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7. If he was, he'd be dancing tap in a stall...
:hide:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:53 PM
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8. AS I left the bathroom I thought I saw the tops of two men's heads with cornrows in their hair...
making out at the sink.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:50 PM
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6. I prefer to use the one closest to the door.
Even if it's the kids one. The kids one is almost the right size for me anyways. :shrug:
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