Does anyone know how to get a nasty santorum stain out of my sheets?

[burythehatchet]

I don't want to throw them away - really high thread count. Any help or advice would be appreciated.

[meegbear]

1. Pretreat it ...

or rub some liquid detergent into the stain before washing.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. The only thing known to work...

Is topical applications of a flame thrower. Rinse and repeat. ;-)

[terrya]

3. Those santorum stains are so hard to get out.

If they're white sheets, the only way I've been able to get them out is to just bleach them out.

My .02

Terry

[xultar]

4. I'm afraid the only way is a very potent acid or a small well placed

tactical nuclear device.

You may also bury them for approx 500 years. The burying will work but if they don't rot or disintegrate I'm afraid you won't be around to enjoy the sheets.

[burythehatchet]

6. damn.

[xultar]

7. Not all is lost, leave a GPS marker in the burial hole that way your

ancestors can use them. :shrug:

[TXlib]

8. I'm assuming a time machine is somehow involved here...

How the hell will his ancestors use them 500 years in the future?

:)

[ComerPerro]

15. LOL

good catch

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Don't ask Monica!

If she had only been a non-spitter the world would be a far better place!

[loftycity]

9. Oxy-Clean or a knock off like Clorox with same formula.

Works everytime. And cleans without any scent.

[LynneSin]

10. Have you tried praying for the stain to be removed?

That's what Rick Santorum would do - trust in the power of Jay-sus!!

[11 Bravo]

11. Ask the man himself. He has experience, because his dogs

leave santorum stains all over the house.

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. I'm sure there are ways....

[pagerbear]

13. I'm quite heartened

...that no one has had to ask what santorum is. (Although I'm sure when the term was invented it was hotly discussed on DU--that was before my time.)

[terrya]

14. It IS cool, isn't it??

I heard that if you do a Google on "santorum", that reference is the first thing displayed!

:-)

Terry

[northzax]

17. second, actaully

behind his official website.

[Kat45]

21. But does everyone know the *exact* definition?

Some of the replies don't quite get to the meat of it. :D

[Tyler Durden]

16. What does Martha Stewart say about Santorum Stains?

It's worth a try.

[burythehatchet]

19. You think it is worth a try?

I could see myself there

[northzax]

18. ask Betty Bowers

I bet she has an idea.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. You still shit the bed at your age?