I've had enough of your stupid blonde jokes

[LiviaOlivia]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs. One night he was doing a show in a small town in Kentucky. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. A blonde woman stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from reaching our full potential as a person.....because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general.... and all in the name of humor!!!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister!!!! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!!!"


pc note=I'm blonde and a feminist

[neoteric lefty]

1. hehe

great joke :)

[4morewars]

2. LMAO

good one !!!

[pansypoo53219]

3. very funny!

sending it to my BLONDE(real, not bottle)cousin. she has a masters in chemistry and is 6' tall.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. I love that joke...

Also loved "Legally Blond" starring Reese Witherspoon. Hilarious! :-)

[Kamika]

5. hehe

Damn good one

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Now Keep in Mind, that I didn't invent this, just passed it on!

Q: Why does a blonde have three more brain cells than a cow?

A: So she don't S?*T in the floor when you play with her t*ts!