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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 02:38 PM
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It's so disappointing when you hear "FUCK YOU, PIG!"
Then run to your window to look out at the action.... and there is none :-(

Sigh, back to the TV.
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 02:49 PM
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1. They build you up
just to let your down! This reminds me however of the new word I was thinking of the other day. Warpiglicans.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 02:54 PM
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2. What's even better is a banshee wail, in the distance but getting louder, and
louder, and louder and then BAM! Solid, crushing, drunken impact of idiot ex-boyfriend into door of apartment across the hall. The wailing, of course continues, with periodic bursts of, "I love you, Debbie! I love you...but I hate your new boyfriend." Interestingly, instead of coming out in a nasty, menacing way, the "but I hate your new boyfriend" always was the most slurred and incoherent, as if the poor lad's brain were trying to shut off the stupid. Too late, though, as police were already on-site from another incident that same evening.

All of this had been preceded, of course, by a 20-minute(!) through-the-peephole-and-door-speaker argument with a Domino's delivery freak who insisted I had ordered the pizza he was holding (wrong name and wrong apartment number on the delivery ticket, but he insisted that, somehow, I was the one who ordered it). In fact it was so surreal, I called the cops because I thought some dude in a Domino's outfit was trying to get me to open the door to a robbery. The same cops who talked to the lad in the story above.

Quite a Wednesday night, it was.

mikey_the_rat
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 02:56 PM
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3. I'm sure the "Fuck you, Pig!" to actual police beatdown ratio is much closer to 1 in Boston
;)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 03:08 PM
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5. Problem is cops are getting so lazy. They just go straight for the tazer now
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 03:04 PM
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4. Oh yeah!!
I love sitting by my window listening to the neighbors....

hey, I'm not proud :rofl:

The ones that were real loud moved away.... I mean they would try to run each other over....

now I have the stressed out mom living behind me....
all she does is SCREAM at her kids....


lost
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 03:11 PM
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6. I guess you would enjoy where I live...
A large garden style condo complex. On any sunny day you can here a particular couple screaming at each other "fuck you! Why don't you leave! I hate you fucker!". So pleasant. I can can even hear them WITH MY WINDOWS CLOSED....:banghead:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 03:35 PM
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7. It's better when you look out and some dude is chasing an actual pig.
Like farm animal pig.

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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 03:36 PM
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8. another day, another tv show....
:D

go outside and hug a tree, dammit. :hi:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 03:44 PM
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9. I think you missed that
fellow trying to have sex with his pet pig.
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